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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. How does Yunior say the girlfriend was staring into her coffee?
(a) Like a junkie
(b) Like a hedgehog
(c) Like a fortune teller
(d) Like a space cadet
2. What country is the delivery man from the Japanese restaurant from?
3. What did Mami injure Papi's cheek with?
(a) A spoon
(b) A fork
(c) A knife
(d) A glass
4. What animal does Yunior compare his heart to?
5. What job does Yunior think Pruitt does?
6. Where does Yunior like to take girls for dinner?
(b) El Tacos
(c) El Cibao
(d) Taco bell
7. What did the Ghanian doctor give the boys while they worked?
8. What is Yunior's father's first name?
9. What does Yunior say he is looking for when a customer catches him roaming around?
(a) The television
(b) The front door
(c) The jewelery
(d) The bathroom
10. What is Yunior's Mami's first name?
11. What did Papi nickname his wife?
12. What does the girlfriend like about Yunior's apartment?
(a) The carpet
(b) The light
(c) The balcony
(d) The curtains
13. What does Yunior call mixed race people?
(c) Half lights
(d) Half cast
14. What country has Lou traveled to for an operation?
15. What does Yunior say that tia likes to squeeze?
(a) His backside
(b) His nose
(c) His nuts
(d) His stomach
Short Answer Questions
1. What language does Lou teach Ysrael?
2. What does weed make Yunior do?
3. What should you talk to a local girl about?
4. What newspaper do Yunior's customers lay down on the front path?
5. What is the name of Yunior's nemesis?
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