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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What did the bills smell of?
2. What should you never lose on the first date?
(a) Your virginity
(b) Your money
(c) The time
(d) A fight
3. What did Mami injure Papi's cheek with?
(a) A glass
(b) A fork
(c) A knife
(d) A spoon
4. Where does Loretta's new boyfriend work?
(a) Wall Street
(b) World Trade Center
(c) Postal Service
(d) Times Square
5. What does Yunior say that tia likes to squeeze?
(a) His nuts
(b) His stomach
(c) His backside
(d) His nose
6. Where does Kaliman wear?
(a) Leather gloves
(b) A turban
(c) Gold shoes
(d) A cape
7. How does Yunior say the girlfriend's hair makes her look?
8. What country has Lou traveled to for an operation?
9. What do people shout at Ysrael?
(a) No face
(c) Horror show
(d) Pig victim
10. What does Yunior take from the customer's bathrooms?
(a) Eye ointment
11. What famous person does Yunior compare the boyfriend's voice to?
(a) David Letterman
(b) Frank Sinatra
(c) Barry White
(d) Eddie Murphy
12. What do the boys throw at the church door?
13. How does Yunior say the girlfriend was staring into her coffee?
(a) Like a fortune teller
(b) Like a hedgehog
(c) Like a junkie
(d) Like a space cadet
14. What country does Papi want to take Mami to live?
15. What does Yunior take from the customer's kitchens?
Short Answer Questions
1. What does Ysrael say he has the power of?
2. What is the name of the father that teaches Ysrael to read?
3. Which of the following jobs does Yunior not say his customer has?
4. What was the name of Yunior's ex-girlfriend?
5. What is Yunior's father's first name?
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