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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What is the name of Yunior's nemesis?
2. What animal does Yunior compare his heart to?
3. What does Yunior take from the customer's bathrooms?
(a) Eye ointment
4. What country does Papi want to take Mami to live?
5. What does Padre Lou let Ysrael buy twice a week?
(b) A comic book
(c) A newspaper
(d) A computer game
6. Where does Yunior say to put the basket with all the crapped on toilet paper?
(a) In the outside garbage
(b) Under the sink
(c) Down the toilet
(d) In the garden
7. What was the name of Yunior's ex-girlfriend?
8. What is the name of the girl that Wayne wants to talk about?
9. Where does Yunior like to take girls for dinner?
(a) El Cibao
(b) El Tacos
(d) Taco bell
10. How does Yunior say the girlfriend was staring into her coffee?
(a) Like a space cadet
(b) Like a fortune teller
(c) Like a hedgehog
(d) Like a junkie
11. What does the fat boy say he going to make Ysrael into?
(a) A corpse
(b) A girl
(c) A pig
(d) A flea
12. What music does Yunior play for the girlfriend?
(a) Engelbert Humpledinck
(b) Andres Jimenez
(c) Frank Sinatra
(d) Matt Monroe
13. Who has Yunior seen the boyfriend come onto at bars?
(a) Asian girls
(b) Black girls
(c) White girls
(d) Married women
14. What city does Yunior call the city of jobs?
(a) Los Angeles
(c) New York
15. Who sometimes sleeps in the alleyways?
Short Answer Questions
1. What does Yunior say he is looking for when a customer catches him roaming around?
2. What does the girlfriend like about Yunior's apartment?
3. What does Abuelo put the cash in?
4. What do Howie's mutts like to tear to shreds?
5. What nationality is Loretta's new boyfriend?
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