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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What causes so much noise as Conley moves into his dorm room?
(a) The youth group choir.
(b) The piano in the lounge.
(c) A student's boombox.
(d) The college marching band.

2. Who is Conley's father's idol?
(a) Dr. Phil.
(b) Billy Graham.
(c) Judge Judy.
(d) Richard Simmons.

3. What work does Conley read while in college?
(a) The Odyssey.
(b) The Epic of Gilgamesh.
(c) The Upanishads.
(d) The Iliad.

4. What does Conley's father tell him about David?
(a) Screw him.
(b) Love thy neighbor.
(c) Judge not.
(d) Thou shalt not bear false witness.

5. What is the denomination of Conley's college?
(a) Luther.
(b) Presbyterian.
(c) Baptist.
(d) Methodist.

6. What does Conley say when he is moving boxes into his dorm room, in the absence of his parents?
(a) "Screw it."
(b) "Dammit."
(c) "Shit."
(d) "Help!"

7. What does the youth pastor in college use as anointing oil?
(a) Wine.
(b) Diet coke.
(c) Water.
(d) Pennzoil.

8. What type of car does Conley's father drive to the jail?
(a) A Chevy Corvette.
(b) A Porche.
(c) A Jaguar.
(d) An F-150 Lariat.

9. What do Conley and his father listen to on the radio on their drive in Chapter 6?
(a) Creedence Clearwater Revival.
(b) Classical music.
(c) Dave Matthews Band.
(d) Christian rock.

10. Why does Conley's father bring the candy peanut M and M's to the prison?
(a) To give to Conley.
(b) To give to the inmates.
(c) To eat in secret.
(d) To give to the prison guard.

11. What is the name of the local restaurant that Conley frequents with his family?
(a) The Timberline.
(b) God's Palace.
(c) Country Cooking.
(d) The Village Kitchen.

12. What does Conley not confess to his parents?
(a) That he is bisexual, not homosexual.
(b) That he is not actually gay.
(c) That David raped him.
(d) That he has a new boyfriend.

13. Why does Conley's father put a gun to his mother's head?
(a) She stood up for Conley.
(b) He believes it is the head of an intruder.
(c) She had an affair with another man.
(d) Satan took control of him.

14. What does Conley think of as he lies in cotton sheets in college?
(a) How he appreciated his mother doing his laundry.
(b) The cotton farm that his father owned.
(c) He misses Chloe.
(d) How much he misses his home.

15. According to Cosby, what can be caused by a lack of sports in childhood?
(a) Bisexuality.
(b) Social ostracism.
(c) Effeminate behavior.
(d) Lack of self-confidence.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who was Conley's third grade teacher?

2. What does Conley blame on literature?

3. What denomination of Protestantism does Conley's family practice?

4. What does Conley pray to himself while at Love In Action?

5. Why does Conley not call Brandon?

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