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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. How much money per week does Maria la O make?
2. Which contestant has the name Lupe Lupita Guadalupe Viva Zapata y Enchilada?
(a) Little Miss Havana.
(b) Maria la O.
(c) Miss Chili Tamale.
(d) Miss Conchita Banana.
3. Who does Little Miss Havana change into during the beauty pageant?
(a) Woman 3.
(b) Woman 1.
(c) Woman 4.
(d) Woman 2.
4. What does the MC say that Latin women are the best of?
(a) Dancers and singers.
(c) Lovers and haters.
(d) Housewives and cooks.
5. What magazine does the Beauty Queen want to be on the cover of?
(c) Wall Street Journal.
6. What does the MC say that Latin women are always ready for?
7. What does Don Jose throw in Act 1?
(a) His cigar.
(b) His shoe.
(c) His cane.
(d) His hat.
8. What does Little Miss Havana wear?
(a) A nurse's uniform.
(b) An evening gown.
(c) A clown costume.
(d) A string of pearls.
9. What song plays for Little Miss Havana's entrance?
(a) "Cuban Corretega."
(b) "The Cuban Salsa."
(c) "Cuando sali de Mexico."
(d) "Cuando sali de Cuba."
10. What was the Beauty Queen called as a child?
(a) La reinecita.
(b) La chica.
(c) La puerta.
11. What does the midwife say is like a "burned-out star wandering through the galaxies"?
(a) A frown.
(b) A tear.
(c) A rose.
(d) A smile.
12. How much does the Beauty Queen make for her contests?
13. Who says, "In Managua, in San Juan, in an Andes mountain town. She'll be put on a pedestal and trampled upon at the same time"?
(d) Senorita #1.
14. What do you need to catch a man, according to Miss Commonwealth?
(a) To know the tricks.
(d) A smile.
15. Whose full name is Fina de la Garza del Vedado y Miramar?
(a) Miss Commonwealth.
(b) Miss Mexico.
(c) Little Miss Havana.
(d) Maria la O.
Short Answer Questions
1. Where was Miss Conchita Banana created, according to the MC?
2. Which contestant is from Mexico?
3. What is one of the titles the Beauty Queen has won?
4. Who does the MC introduce as from the sandy beaches of Florida?
5. Who does Little Miss Havana say took away everything her family had?
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