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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What song plays for Little Miss Havana's entrance?
(a) "Cuando sali de Mexico."
(b) "Cuando sali de Cuba."
(c) "The Cuban Salsa."
(d) "Cuban Corretega."
2. What is one of the titles the Beauty Queen has won?
(a) Queen of the Hispanic Hairdressers' Association.
(b) Queen of Guadalajara.
(c) Miss Mexico.
(d) Miss America.
3. What does the MC say that Latin women are the best of?
(a) Housewives and cooks.
(c) Lovers and haters.
(d) Dancers and singers.
4. What does the Girl make her face up to look like in Act 1?
(a) A butterfly.
(b) A clown.
(c) A demon.
(d) A beauty queen.
5. What is Miss Commonwealth's goal in life?
(a) Find a boyfriend and get married.
(b) Buy a car.
(c) Move to Europe.
(d) Buy a house.
6. What does Miss Commonwealth sing of?
(c) Food stamps.
7. What does the girl who went to see the ocean carry with her?
(a) A smile.
(b) A butterfly.
(c) A memory.
(d) A sorrow.
8. What does Miss Conchita Banana throw into the audience?
(a) Her tiara.
(b) Her boa.
(c) Her sash.
9. What brothel does Don Jose mention in Act 1?
(a) La Casa de Maria.
(b) La Casa de Jose.
(c) La Casa de Tequila.
(d) La Casa de Luisa.
10. Who does the MC say the beauties of the tropical Caribbean will compete against?
(a) The beauties of North America.
(b) The beauties of Europe.
(c) The beauties of South America.
(d) The beauties of Asia.
11. Whose full name is Fina de la Garza del Vedado y Miramar?
(a) Miss Commonwealth.
(b) Miss Mexico.
(c) Maria la O.
(d) Little Miss Havana.
12. What does the Beauty Queen say that she does every day?
(a) Washes dishes.
(b) Waxes her legs.
(c) Straightens her hair.
(d) Bathes her dog.
13. What does Don Jose want in Act 1?
(a) A wife.
(b) A son.
(c) A mother.
(d) A daughter.
14. What do you need to catch a man, according to Miss Commonwealth?
(b) To know the tricks.
(c) A smile.
15. What does the Beauty Queen practice daily?
(a) Her smile.
(b) Her singing.
(c) Her dancing.
(d) Her knife throwing.
Short Answer Questions
1. What does the MC call Miss Commonwealth?
2. How much does the Beauty Queen make for her contests?
3. What does Don Jose throw in Act 1?
4. Who enters singing at the end of the Midwife's speech in Act 1?
5. What does Miss Conchita Banana say her motto is?
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