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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What is Maria la O's profession?
2. What does Maria la O say she has to be careful not to step on?
(b) A rat.
(c) A cat.
3. In the song the Senoritas sing, what do they have in their souls?
4. What thrusts itself into the eyes of the girl who goes to see the ocean?
(a) Diving birds.
5. What does the MC say that Latin women are always ready for?
6. What does the MC say that Latin women are the best of?
(a) Housewives and cooks.
(b) Lovers and haters.
(c) Dancers and singers.
7. Whose full name is Fina de la Garza del Vedado y Miramar?
(a) Miss Mexico.
(b) Miss Commonwealth.
(c) Maria la O.
(d) Little Miss Havana.
8. What does the MC point to while saying, "You have everything a man wants"?
(a) Her smile.
(b) Her breasts.
(c) Her backside.
(d) Her face.
9. What does Miss Chili Tamale say her dream is?
(a) To marry a rich Mexican.
(b) To become an actress.
(c) To marry a rich Cuban.
(d) To marry a rich American.
10. What does Miss Conchita Banana say her motto is?
(a) "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."
(b) "Cook, clean, and sew well."
(c) "A banana a day keeps the doctor away."
(d) "Keep your man happy."
11. What does the midwife say is like a "burned-out star wandering through the galaxies"?
(a) A tear.
(b) A rose.
(c) A smile.
(d) A frown.
12. What do you need to catch a man, according to Miss Commonwealth?
(a) A smile.
(d) To know the tricks.
13. Who enters while Don Jose is pacing in Act 1?
(a) The Son.
(b) The Mother.
(c) The Daughter.
(d) The Midwife.
14. What are Little Miss Havana's current assets?
(a) Her smile.
(b) Her face.
(d) Her money.
15. Who enters singing at the end of the Midwife's speech in Act 1?
(a) The Senoritas.
(b) The Martyrs.
(c) The Nun.
(d) The Pope.
Short Answer Questions
1. How much does the Beauty Queen make for her contests?
2. Why doesn't Miss Commonwealth have a boyfriend yet?
3. Who says, "In Managua, in San Juan, in an Andes mountain town. She'll be put on a pedestal and trampled upon at the same time"?
4. Who does the MC say is the dream girl of every American male?
5. Who does Maria la O say she liked dancing like as a kid?
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