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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does the Midwife call to Maria to tell her not to forget to do?
2. Where does Woman 2 say the women have given birth?
(a) On the bare soil.
(b) In the hospital.
(c) In the churches.
(d) In their homes.
3. What would the Midwife exchange a butterfly for?
(a) A mother.
(b) A baby.
(c) A permanent smile.
(d) A permanent laugh.
4. Which Senorita resembles Maria la O?
(a) Senorita #3.
(b) Senorita #4.
(c) Senorita #2.
(d) Senorita #1.
5. What is the name of the first song the Senoritas sing in Act 1?
(a) "The Song of the Woman."
(b) "Chico's Song."
(c) "The Beautiful Senoritas Song."
(d) "The Ciruchi Cha Cha."
6. According to the Midwife, what does a woman with a serious face have?
(a) No children.
(b) No joy.
(c) Serious thoughts.
(d) No future.
7. What does the midwife say is like a "burned-out star wandering through the galaxies"?
(a) A rose.
(b) A tear.
(c) A frown.
(d) A smile.
8. What does the MC point to while saying, "You have everything a man wants"?
(a) Her backside.
(b) Her breasts.
(c) Her face.
(d) Her smile.
9. Who is Senorita #2 dressed as?
(b) Iris Chacon.
(c) Isabella Charcon.
(d) Carmen Miranda.
10. Where does Miss Conchita Banana say you should never put bananas?
(a) The refrigerator.
(b) The floor.
(c) The stove.
(d) The oven.
11. What is the title that the Beauty Queen holds now?
(a) Miss Banana Republic.
(b) Miss Mexico.
(c) Miss Cuba.
(d) Miss Havana.
12. How does Woman 2 say her mother and grandmother walked the land?
(a) With broken backs.
(b) With sorrow.
(c) With broken hearts.
(d) With bare feet.
13. Which is one of the magazines the Beauty Queen mentions her mother reading?
14. What do you need to catch a man, according to Miss Commonwealth?
(b) To know the tricks.
(d) A smile.
15. What does Miss Commonwealth sing of?
(d) Food stamps.
Short Answer Questions
1. What does the Midwife say that Don Jose has gone to do?
2. What does the Beauty Queen want to be discovered and become?
3. What event is the male character awaiting in Act 1?
4. What does the MC ask Miss Conchita Banana?
5. What is "carried by the winds of emotion," according to the Midwife?
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