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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What is Maria la O's profession?
2. What does the Midwife call to Maria to tell her not to forget to do?
3. What does Miss Conchita Banana say her motto is?
(a) "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."
(b) "Keep your man happy."
(c) "Cook, clean, and sew well."
(d) "A banana a day keeps the doctor away."
4. What does the MC say that Latin women are the best of?
(b) Housewives and cooks.
(c) Dancers and singers.
(d) Lovers and haters.
5. Where is Miss Commonwealth from?
(c) La Isla del Encanto.
6. Why doesn't Miss Commonwealth have a boyfriend yet?
(a) She's shy.
(b) Her father won't let her.
(c) She's pregnant.
(d) Her mother won't let her.
7. What does the Beauty Queen wear?
(a) An evening gown.
(b) A tuxedo.
(c) A swimsuit.
(d) A wedding dress.
8. Where was Miss Conchita Banana created, according to the MC?
(a) Rockefeller Drive.
(b) Fifth Avenue.
(c) Los Angeles.
(d) Madison Avenue.
9. Who does Senorita #1 resemble?
(b) Iris Chacon.
(c) Carmen Miranda.
(d) Lucy Diaz.
10. Who arrives as the Midwife speaks to the audience in Act 1?
(a) The Girl.
(b) The Son.
(c) The Mother.
(d) The Father.
11. What does the Midwife talk about in her stomach?
(a) A baby.
(b) A sorrow.
(c) A butterfly.
(d) A hunger.
12. How much does the Beauty Queen make for her contests?
13. What song plays when Miss Commonwealth appears?
(a) "Cuando sali de Mexico."
(b) "Cortaron a Elena."
(c) "Cuando sali de Cuba."
(d) "Mexican Republic Song."
14. Who does the MC say is the dream girl of every American male?
(a) Little Miss Havana.
(b) Miss Commonwealth.
(c) Miss Conchita Banana.
(d) Miss Chili Tamale.
15. Whose full name is Fina de la Garza del Vedado y Miramar?
(a) Maria la O.
(b) Miss Mexico.
(c) Miss Commonwealth.
(d) Little Miss Havana.
Short Answer Questions
1. Where does Woman 2 say the women have given birth?
2. How does Woman 2 say her mother and grandmother walked the land?
3. What does the Beauty Queen want to be discovered and become?
4. Where does Miss Conchita Banana say you should never put bananas?
5. How old was the Beauty Queen when she entered her first contest?
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