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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does the MC say that Latin women are always ready for?
2. What is Maria la O's profession?
3. What was the Beauty Queen called as a child?
(a) La reinecita.
(b) La chica.
(c) La puerta.
4. What does Miss Conchita Banana say her motto is?
(a) "Cook, clean, and sew well."
(b) "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."
(c) "Keep your man happy."
(d) "A banana a day keeps the doctor away."
5. How many contests has the Beauty Queen won?
6. What does the Midwife call to Maria to tell her not to forget to do?
7. Who says, "The girl who had never seen the ocean decided one day to see it"?
(a) Miss Commonwealth.
(b) The Girl.
(c) The MC.
(d) Little Miss Havana.
8. How old was the Beauty Queen when she entered her first contest?
9. Which Senorita resembles Maria la O?
(a) Senorita #2.
(b) Senorita #3.
(c) Senorita #1.
(d) Senorita #4.
10. What is one of the titles the Beauty Queen has won?
(a) Miss Mexico.
(b) Queen of Guadalajara.
(c) Miss America.
(d) Queen of the Hispanic Hairdressers' Association.
11. What does the Beauty Queen say that she does every day?
(a) Bathes her dog.
(b) Straightens her hair.
(c) Waxes her legs.
(d) Washes dishes.
12. What does Maria la O complain is hurting her?
(a) Her hands.
(b) Her back.
(c) Her head.
(d) Her feet.
13. Who says, "No one knows me. They see me passing by, but they don't know me. They don't see me"?
(a) Woman 1.
(b) Maria la O.
(c) The Girl.
(d) Woman 3.
14. What does the Beauty Queen practice daily?
(a) Her singing.
(b) Her dancing.
(c) Her knife throwing.
(d) Her smile.
15. What does Miss Commonwealth sing of?
(a) Food stamps.
Short Answer Questions
1. Where does Miss Conchita Banana say you should never put bananas?
2. What is "carried by the winds of emotion," according to the Midwife?
3. How much does the Beauty Queen make for her contests?
4. Which character speaks first in the play?
5. What does the MC say that Latin women are the best of?
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