Chapter 1: Found Objects
* Reader is introduced to Sasha, a kleptomaniac.
* Sasha is on a date with a man named Alex.
* Sasha steals a wallet from a woman in the ladies room.
* Sasha returns the wallet.
* Alex goes home with Sasha.
* Sasha steals a piece of paper from Alex's wallet.
Chapter 2: The Gold Cure
* Reader is introduced to Bennie Salazar.
* Bennie is in a meeting with senior executives.
* The group discusses a girl band.
* Bennie thinks about kissing a nun in his youth.
* Bennie agrees to visit the girl band.
* Bennie reveals his secret for vitality.
* Bennie, Sasha and Bennie's son sit in on a jam session.
* Bennie has an anxiety attack.
* Bennie's behavior stuns Sasha.
Chapter 3: Ask Me if I Care
* Reader is introduced to Rhea.
* Rhea and her band mates go to Alice's house.
* Alice is not especially liked by the other girls.
* The year is 1979 and...
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