The Sunday Telegraph London, August 18th, 2002
The two noisily waspish American sisters - whom I had dubbed Scylla and Charybdis - and their friend, Catherine (of Oregon), had conceived an unhealthy interest in my bottom. We were fellow guests at the sumptuous explora en Patagonia in deepest Patagonia, and "How's your butt today, pal? Still sore?" had become their daily refrain.
My bottom was indeed in a parlous state, but I preferred to keep its health a private matter, trusting only in Andy, another Briton staying in the hotel, in whom I thought I could confide such things. Having consumed four medicinal pisco sours, I admitted that the...
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