The Boston Globe, February 27th, 2003
FORT MYERS, Fla. - Cory Koskie, do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? "I do." You are gainfully employed as third baseman of the Minnesota Twins? "I am." Is it true that on one occasion last spring, you removed the clothes from the locker of your former teammate, David Ortiz, and wrapped them in ice, sufficiently distracting Mr. Ortiz so he didn't realize the true purpose of your mischief, which was to fill his underwear with peanut butter? And furthermore, that Mr. Ortiz did not discover said mischief until he had slipped on said pair of underwear, leav...
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