The Stranger, March 30th, 2006
Faster, TV Set... Kill! Kill!
Though my reputation may lead you to believe otherwise, I do not wish "death" upon anyone. Okay, maybe I do wish death upon Dr. Phil-but C'MON! That balding, pear-shaped dickhole is a blight upon humankind, and needs to have his head shoved into the bottom of a gastrointestinally challenged donkey. But hey! I'm not a cruel man-that's why I would sympathetically and quickly end his life with a jalapeño enema. Does anyone have a fire hose?
Oh, don't you DARE look at me like I'm a jerk! If you've been watching the hit show 24 lately (Fox, Mondays, 9 pm), then you ...
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