The Stranger, June 15th, 2006
Sweet, Sweet Hasselhoff
Almost every week I'm inundated with letters much like this one: "Dear Wm.(TM) Steven Hump-Me, Who do I have to orally gratify in order to see David Hasselhoff in a new television show? O! I do adore David Hasselhoff, and often imagine my weary head resting in his soft, silky back hair. In my dreams, David Hasselhoff and I skip gaily through fields of clover, race shopping carts down frozen-food aisles, or assist the police in solving a murder. But when I awake, the question is always the same: Where is David Hasselhoff?! Even TV is disappointing when there is only the...
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