The Stranger, October 5th, 2006
The Sport of Fools
Professional sports are for idiots. I simply have no other way of putting it. On the other hand, playing sports is a wonderful pastime I endorse wholeheartedly. See, professional sports are stupid because... HEY!! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?? Come back here RIGHT NOW and read the rest of this article! Yes, I agree it's going to be another of my "rambling Andy Rooney-style rants whose sole purpose is to infuriate and make one throw down the paper in disgust." But unless you read the following rambling Andy Rooney-style rant, how are you going to know for sure? THANK YOU...
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