The Stranger, March 29th, 2007
Good Cop/Bad Cop
I would make a super-awesome cop. In fact, I'm already so super-awesome I don't think I should have to take the police test. Why? Because of my extensive TV training! I watch an ASS-LOAD of cop shows, and as such, I know more about copping than most cops do. For example: I know how to roll across the hood of a car. I know how to talk to drug dealers ("Freeze, Scumbag!"). I also know how to kick in doors, jump across rooftops, and really annoy the chief by putting my feet up on his desk whenever he tries to scold me for being "a loose cannon."
Yes, my extensive criminal recor...
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