The Stranger, May 31st, 2007
In with the New
Look, grandpal In case you haven't noticed, I'm a member of the "now" generation. Which means if it's "old" then it's "splitsville," DIG? Oh, that's right. I forgot you're not hep to my slango. (An amalgamation of "slang" and "lingo," just in case you're too uncool to figure that out.) In a nutshell? If it's "new," I like it; if it's "old," then I yawn in its big fat stupid face.
For example? Cell phones that play music, send messages, and broadcast TV shows. That stuff is CREAKY, daddy-o! When did that come out? Like six months ago? I've got intestinal tapeworms newer than t...
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