The Stranger, May 24th, 2007
I (Love) TV
My Ex-Wives
Don't let the statistics fool yal There's a reason 50 percent of all marriages end in divorcebecause "divorce" ROCKSI Seriously, I love "divorce" so much, I bought three of them. It's almost better than getting married I The downside of "divorce" is, of course, the money factor. OUCHI Not only does the ex-wife get to chow down on a big piece of your money pie, the lawyers lick up all the crumbs I The upside? One less naggy wife in your life. Now when she says, "Humpy, will you EVER wash a dish?" I can say, "Sure I will, honey... for Mrs. Humpy number threel" (And so o...
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