The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, April 30th, 2000
Dave Barry Hot on the trail of the Lone Ranger By DAVE BARRY Knight Ridder/Tribune Information Services Sunday, April 30, 2000 Here in the newspaper business (Motto: "Eventually, We WILL Find Your Driveway") we have a strict rule: We don't print ANYTHING unless we know it's true. Except for the horoscope, of course. No offense, but if you take the horoscope seriously, your frontal lobes are the size of Raisinets. Also some of the comics are not 100% accurate. For example, in real life, Garfield walks on four legs. He's a CAT, for gosh sakes! Also, to be honest, many of us who work at ne...
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