The Stranger, January 4th, 2007
He Was a Terrible President, but He Sure Did Live a Long, Long Time by Paul Constant NOT LONG AFTER he became president, Gerald Goddamned Ford took a vacation to Vail, Colorado, for some skiing. According to the book Presidential Anecdotes, while the Ford family ate dinner, one of their dogs took a shit in the lodge. An attendant ran over with a rag to clean up the dog shit. Ford intercepted the attendant, took the rag from him, and reportedly said, "No man should have to clean up after another man's dog." Then Ford cleaned up his own dog's shit from the floor. It's no Gettysburg Address, of...
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