The Daily Mail (London, England), April 15th, 2004
MOST men know what knife to use in a restaurant and to cover their mouths when they sneeze.
But where does a chap look when standing in a public lavatory?
And how does he act when naked in a communal changing room?
The answers to these, and many more, men's dilemmas are contained in a list of modern etiquette in the latest edition of Esquire magazine.
Playing the air guitar when dancing is a definite no-no, says the guide, as is mouthing the lyrics.
And if Wild Boys by Wham! is played at a club, don't rush to the dance floor. Instead, count to 20 and 'saunter'.
When at the DIY shop, ne...
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