Summary:
Advocates the establisment of a new holiday honoring film star and director Clint Eastwood. Details reasons why Eastwood is deserving of such an honor.
There are numerous holidays out there but there is not a Clint Eastwood day. Clint Eastwood is a legendary western actor that deserves to have his very own holiday. Some people say that he is the world's greatest and most known western actor to ever live.
For Clint Eastwood day, all of the schools would be forced to close school for the entire week. Everyone less than the age of eighteen would be obliged to wear an official Clint Eastwood cowboy hat. They furthermore would have to squint their eyes like Clint Eastwood does. Everybody would wear cowboy boots and cowboy shirts and would play poker all week. They would also watch an uncut marathon of all of Clint Eastwood's films all week on the television. The marathon would be on every single channel on the television. The only difference between the channels is that each channel would be on a different part of the marathon just in case you missed a part of the marathon because you had to do something important.
Clint Eastwood day would be better than all of the other holidays put together multiplied by two. It would be superior to all other holidays because you get a complete week off from school instead of just getting the normal one or sometimes two days if your lucky off from school. Clint Eastwood day would be better than other holidays because it would have magnificent marathons instead of the lame ones like the Christmas specials that are overplayed or the Halloween horrors that are not very scary. Clint Eastwood day would be better than all other holidays because you get to play poker all week. There is no other holiday out there that I am aware of that has you play poker all week. A lot other holidays you have to go to church to thank God for the holiday, but for this holiday all you have to do is thank Clint Eastwood for all his hard work by watching at least one full movie that Clint Eastwood acted in or directed. There is no other holiday in the world that would be as great as Clint Eastwood day would be.
Clint Eastwood deserves his very own holiday since he is the most excellent western actor to every live. Clint Eastwood has acted in sixty-three films in his hectic life. He has directed twenty-four films. He produced sixteen of the twenty-four films he directed. Clint Eastwood day would be a holiday that would be remembered for all of time because of the great person Clint Eastwood is. No one would ever forget about this holiday because of how amazing it would be. Everybody would love this holiday and would want to celebrate Clint Eastwood day every year. Clint Eastwood day would be more anticipated than Christmas has ever been. All the kids in the world would not be able to wait for Clint Eastwood day to come again the next year so they could celebrate it again.
Those were just a small number of the numerous reasons that Clint Eastwood day would be the world's greatest holiday and a few reasons why it should be a world-practiced holiday.
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