America is suffering greatly from gangs, drugs/crimes, stereotypes, and a dysfunctional cultural. It has also been plagued with lack of European alliances ever since their military campaigns in the middle east. Despite this bad news, there is new hope for America, a metamorphosis in linguistics. By changing the national language to German, this will eliminate gangs, ELD, lower drug/crime rate, eliminate rap/wannabes, create a plethora of new alliances and boost morale. This transformation will be even please some terrorist groups such as the KKK.

The culture has transformed from polite school children to white wannabe rappers running rampant and causing horrible atrocities at every corner. They disturb the elderly and has caused insanity among the elderly to sky rocket. Destroying the sacred language of Ebonics making it "Englbonics" or "Wibonics." One example is when young wangster Stu Pickles was called Stuart in class then he...