John and Lorraine go to Franklin High. John Conlon hates school and was nicknamed "the Bathroom bomber" because he always set off firecrackers (tin cans) in the boy's bathroom. They got involved with this old guy they nicknamed "the Pigman" because he collected pigs. John suggested writing this book because he couldn't stand the miserable look on Lorraine's face ever since the pigman died.

CHAPTER 2

Lorraine said very strange things happened to them in the last 2 months and they wanted to write them down while it was fresh in their minds. She said john always had to do something unusual all the time and the only reason he gets away with it was because he was extremely handsome. He was 6 feet with longish brown hair and blue eyes. He didn't curse much, but he drinks and smokes more than any boy she knows. Her mothers a nurse...