Summary:
What would happen if Ivan the terrible, Peter the Great and Catherine the Great had a conversation.
A woman is standing outside the gates of St. Peters. She is wearing a low cut, tight-fitted dress. Standing next to her is a man, holding a long, pointed staff. The woman gives the man a seductive stare. Another man on a horse gallops by, the woman shimmies the bottom layer of her skirts and whistles to him. Baffled, the man stops and dismounts his horse. As he towers over them he responds to the suggestive gesture,
"Pardon, did you just whistle at me""
"Why I'm sorry, my name is Catherine, Catherine the Great. And you are""
"Uh I'm Peter, Peter the Great. If I may ask, why did you whistle""
"Oh well, I was just admiring your horse..." she trails off. "And you are an awful tall, handsome man. I could not help myself. On the contrary, I am.....
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