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Idle Thoughts of an Idle Fellow eBook

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Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome

The world—­the small round world! what a vast mysterious place it must seem to baby eyes!  What a trackless continent the back garden appears!  What marvelous explorations they make in the cellar under the stairs!  With what awe they gaze down the long street, wondering, like us bigger babies when we gaze up at the stars, where it all ends!

And down that longest street of all—­that long, dim street of life that stretches out before them—­what grave, old-fashioned looks they seem to cast!  What pitiful, frightened looks sometimes!  I saw a little mite sitting on a doorstep in a Soho slum one night, and I shall never forget the look that the gas-lamp showed me on its wizen face—­a look of dull despair, as if from the squalid court the vista of its own squalid life had risen, ghostlike, and struck its heart dead with horror.

Poor little feet, just commencing the stony journey!  We old travelers, far down the road, can only pause to wave a hand to you.  You come out of the dark mist, and we, looking back, see you, so tiny in the distance, standing on the brow of the hill, your arms stretched out toward us.  God speed you!  We would stay and take your little hands in ours, but the murmur of the great sea is in our ears and we may not linger.  We must hasten down, for the shadowy ships are waiting to spread their sable sails.

ON EATING AND DRINKING.

I always was fond of eating and drinking, even as a child—­especially eating, in those early days.  I had an appetite then, also a digestion.  I remember a dull-eyed, livid-complexioned gentleman coming to dine at our house once.  He watched me eating for about five minutes, quite fascinated seemingly, and then he turned to my father with—­

“Does your boy ever suffer from dyspepsia?”

“I never heard him complain of anything of that kind,” replied my father.  “Do you ever suffer from dyspepsia, Colly wobbles?” (They called me Colly wobbles, but it was not my real name.)

“No, pa,” I answered.  After which I added: 

“What is dyspepsia, pa?”

My livid-complexioned friend regarded me with a look of mingled amazement and envy.  Then in a tone of infinite pity he slowly said: 

“You will know—­some day.”

My poor, dear mother used to say she liked to see me eat, and it has always been a pleasant reflection to me since that I must have given her much gratification in that direction.  A growing, healthy lad, taking plenty of exercise and careful to restrain himself from indulging in too much study, can generally satisfy the most exacting expectations as regards his feeding powers.

It is amusing to see boys eat when you have not got to pay for it.  Their idea of a square meal is a pound and a half of roast beef with five or six good-sized potatoes (soapy ones preferred as being more substantial), plenty of greens, and four thick slices of Yorkshire pudding, followed by a couple of currant dumplings, a few green apples, a pen’orth of nuts, half a dozen jumbles, and a bottle of ginger-beer.  After that they play at horses.

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