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Departmental Ditties & Barrack Room Ballads eBook

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Rudyard Kipling

“We have threshed a stook of print and book, and winnowed a chattering wind
And many a soul wherefrom he stole, but his we cannot find: 
We have handled him, we have dandled him, we have seared him to the bone,
And sure if tooth and nail show truth he has no soul of his own.” 
The Devil he bowed his head on his breast and rumbled deep and low:—­
“I’m all o’er-sib to Adam’s breed that I should bid him go.

“Yet close we lie, and deep we lie, and if I gave him place,
My gentlemen that are so proud would flout me to my face;
They’d call my house a common stews and me a careless host,
And—­I would not anger my gentlemen for the sake of a shiftless ghost.” 
The Devil he looked at the mangled Soul that prayed to feel the flame,
And he thought of Holy Charity, but he thought of his own good name:—­
“Now ye could haste my coal to waste, and sit ye down to fry: 
Did ye think of that theft for yourself?” said he; and Tomlinson said, “Ay!”
The Devil he blew an outward breath, for his heart was free from care:—­
“Ye have scarce the soul of a louse,” he said, “but the roots of sin are
there,
And for that sin should ye come in were I the lord alone. 
But sinful pride has rule inside—­and mightier than my own.

“Honour and Wit, fore-damned they sit, to each his priest and whore:  Nay, scarce I dare myself go there, and you they’d torture sore.

“Ye are neither spirit nor spirk,” he said;
     “ye are neither book nor brute—­
Go, get ye back to the flesh again for the sake of Man’s repute.

“I’m all o’er-sib to Adam’s breed that I should mock your pain,
But look that ye win to worthier sin ere ye come back again. 
Get hence, the hearse is at your door—­the grim black stallions wait—­
They bear your clay to place today.  Speed, lest ye come too late! 
Go back to Earth with a lip unsealed—­go back with an open eye,
And carry my word to the Sons of Men or ever ye come to die: 
That the sin they do by two and two they must pay for one by one—­
And. . .the God that you took from a printed book be with you, Tomlinson!”

* * * * * * *

BARRACK-ROOM BALLADS

Dedication

To T. A.

I have made for you a song,
And it may be right or wrong,
But only you can tell me if it’s true;
I have tried for to explain
Both your pleasure and your pain,
And, Thomas, here’s my best respects to you!

O there’ll surely come a day
When they’ll give you all your pay,
And treat you as a Christian ought to do;
So, until that day comes round,
Heaven keep you safe and sound,
And, Thomas, here’s my best respects to you! 
—­R.  K.

DANNY DEEVER

“What are the bugles blowin’ for?” said Files-on-Parade.

“To turn you out, to turn you out”, the Colour-Sergeant said.

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