Not that it Matters eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 181 pages of information about Not that it Matters.

Not that it Matters eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 181 pages of information about Not that it Matters.

But butterflies come out when the sun comes out, which is just when little boys should be out; and there are not too many butterflies in England.  I knew them all by name once, and could have recognized any that I saw—­yes, even Hampstead’s Albion Eye (or was it Albion’s Hampstead Eye?), of which only one specimen had ever been caught in this country; presumably by Hampstead—­or Albion.  In my day-dreams the second specimen was caught by me.  Yet he was an insignificant-looking fellow, and perhaps I should have been better pleased with a Camberwell Beauty, a Purple Emperor, or a Swallowtail.  Unhappily the Purple Emperor (so the book told us) haunted the tops of trees, which was to take an unfair advantage of a boy small for his age, and the Swallowtail haunted Norfolk, which was equally inconsiderate of a family which kept holiday in the south.  The Camberwell Beauty sounded more hopeful, but I suppose the trams disheartened him.  I doubt if he ever haunted Camberwell in my time.

With threepence a week one has to be careful.  It was necessary to buy killing-boxes and setting-boards, but butterfly-nets could be made at home.  A stick, a piece of copper wire, and some muslin were all that were necessary.  One liked the muslin to be green, for there was a feeling that this deceived the butterfly in some way; he thought that Birnam Wood was merely coming to Dunsinane when he saw it approaching, arid that the queer- looking thing behind was some local efflorescence.  So he resumed his dalliance with the herbaceous border, and was never more surprised in his life than when it turned out to be a boy and a butterfly-net.  Green muslin, then, but a plain piece of cane for the stick.  None of your collapsible fishing-rods—­“suitable for a Purple Emperor.”  Leave those to the millionaire’s sons.

It comes back to me now that I am doing this afternoon what I did more than twenty-five years ago; I am writing an article upon the way to make a butterfly-net.  For my first contribution to the press was upon this subject.  I sent it to the editor of some boys’ paper, and his failure to print it puzzled me a good deal, since every word in it (I was sure) was correctly spelt.  Of course, I see now that you want more in an article than that.  But besides being puzzled I was extremely disappointed, for I wanted badly the money that it should have brought in.  I wanted it in order to buy a butterfly-net; the stick and the copper wire and the green muslin being (in my hands, at any rate) more suited to an article.

Superstition

I have just read a serious column on the prospects for next year.  This article consisted of contributions from experts in the various branches of industry (including one from a meteorological expert who, I need hardly tell you, forecasted a wet summer) and ended with a general summing up of the year by Old Moore or one of the minor prophets.  Old Moore, I am sorry to say, left me cold.

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