“First, I weel tell you,” said Madame.  “For the complete wave we wind the hair in tight leetle coils on many rods.  Eet ees very delicate operations—­every hair must be just so, not one crooked, not one must we skeep.  Eet takes a long time—­two hours for the long hair; and eet hurts, because we must pull eet so tight.  We wrap each coil een damp cloths, and we put them een the contacts, and we turn on the eelectreeceetee—­and then eet ees many hours that the hair ees baked, ees cooked een the proper curves, eh?  Now, very steel, eef you please!”

And softly she opened the door.

X

Before us loomed what I can only describe as a mountain of red female flesh.  This flesh-mountain had once apparently been slightly covered by embroidered silk lingerie, but this was now soaked in moisture and reduced to the texture of wet tissue paper.  The top of the flesh-mountain ended in an amazing spectacle.  It appeared as if the head had no hair whatever; but starting from the bare scalp was an extraordinary number of thin rods, six inches or so in length.  These rods stood out in every direction, and being of gleaming metal, they gave to the head the aspect of some bright Phoebus Apollo, known as the “far-darter;” or shall I say some fierce Maenad with electric snakes having nickel-plated skins; or shall I say some terrific modern war-god, pouring poison gases from a forest of chemical tubes?  Over the top of the flesh-mountain was a big metal object, a shining concave dome with which all the tubes connected; so that a stranger to the procedure could not have felt sure whether the mountain was holding up the dome, or was dangling from it.  A piece of symbolism done by a maniac artist, whose meaning no one could fathom!

From the dome there was given heat; so from the pores of the flesh-mountain came perspiration.  I could not say that I actually saw perspiration flowing from any particular pore; it is my understanding that pores are small, and do not squirt visible jets.  What I could say is that I saw little trickles uniting to form brooks, and brooks to form rivers, which ran down the sides of the flesh-mountain, and mingled in an ocean on the floor.

Also I observed that flesh-mountains when exposed to heat do not stand up of their own consistency, but have a tendency to melt and flatten; it was necessary that this bulk should be supported, so there were three attendants, one securely braced under each armpit, and the third with a more precarious grip under the mountain’s chin.  Every thirty seconds or so the heaving, sliding mass would emit one of those explosive groans:  “O-o-o-o-o-oh!” Then it would collapse, an avalanche would threaten to slide, and the living caryatids would shove and struggle.

Said Madame Planchet, in her stage-whisper:  “The serveece of the young god of beautee!” And my fancy took flight.  I saw proud vestals tending sacred flames on temple-clad islands in blue Grecian seas; I saw acolytes waving censers, and grave, bearded priests walking in processions crowned with myrtle-wreaths.  I wondered if ever since the world began, the young god of beautee looking down from his crystal throne had beheld a stranger ritual of adoration!