Fanny's First Play eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 100 pages of information about Fanny's First Play.

Fanny's First Play eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 100 pages of information about Fanny's First Play.

JUGGINS. [presenting the salver to Mr Gilbey] Lady wishes to see Mr Bobby’s parents, sir.

GILBEY. [pointing to Mrs Gilbey] Theres Mr Bobby’s parent.  I disown him.

JUGGINS.  Yes, sir. [He presents the salver to Mrs Gilbey].

MRS GILBEY.  You mustnt mind what your master says, Juggins:  he doesnt mean it. [She takes the card and reads it].  Well, I never!

GILBEY.  Whats up now?

MRS GILBEY. [reading] “Miss D. Delaney.  Darling Dora.”  Just like that—­in brackets.  What sort of person, Juggins?

GILBEY.  Whats her address?

MRS GILBEY.  The West Circular Road.  Is that a respectable address,
Juggins?

JUGGINS.  A great many most respectable people live in the West Circular Road, madam; but the address is not a guarantee of respectability.

GILBEY.  So it’s come to that with him, has it?

MRS GILBEY.  Dont jump to conclusions, Rob.  How do you know? [To
Juggins] Is she a lady, Juggins?  You know what I mean.

JUGGINS.  In the sense in which you are using the word, no, madam.

MRS GILBEY.  I’d better try what I can get out of her. [To Juggins]
Shew her up.  You dont mind, do you, Rob?

GILBEY.  So long as you dont flounce out and leave me alone with her. [He rises and plants himself on the hearth-rug].

Juggins goes out.

MRS GILBEY.  I wonder what she wants, Rob?

GILBEY.  If she wants money, she shant have it.  Not a farthing.  A nice thing, everybody seeing her on our doorstep!  If it wasnt that she may tell us something about the lad, I’d have Juggins put the hussy into the street.

JUGGINS. [returning and announcing] Miss Delaney. [He waits for express orders before placing a chair for this visitor].

Miss Delaney comes in.  She is a young lady of hilarious disposition, very tolerable good looks, and killing clothes.  She is so affable and confidential that it is very difficult to keep her at a distance by any process short of flinging her out of the house.

DORA. [plunging at once into privileged intimacy and into the middle of the room] How d’ye do, both.  I’m a friend of Bobby’s.  He told me all about you once, in a moment of confidence.  Of course he never let on who he was at the police court.

GILBEY.  Police court!

MRS GILBEY. [looking apprehensively at Juggins] Tch—!  Juggins:  a chair.

DORA.  Oh, Ive let it out, have I! [Contemplating Juggins approvingly as he places a chair for her between the table and the sideboard] But hes the right sort:  I can see that. [Buttonholing him] You wont let on downstairs, old man, will you?

JUGGINS.  The family can rely on my absolute discretion. [He withdraws].

DORA. [sitting down genteelly] I dont know what youll say to me:  you know I really have no right to come here; but then what was I to do?  You know Holy Joe, Bobby’s tutor, dont you?  But of course you do.

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