And then rose the Chairman—Comrade Dr.
Service. He was a fine, big figure of a man,
with grey moustache and beard trimmed to a point;
his swelling chest was covered by clean white linen
and tight-fitting broad-cloth, and he made a most
imposing chairman, reflecting credit on the movement.
He cleared his throat, and told them that they had
come that evening to listen to one of America’s
greatest orators, and that therefore he, the Chairman,
would not make a speech; after which he proceeded
to make a speech. He told them what a grave hour
this was, and how the orator would tell them its meaning,
after which he proceeded to tell most of the things
which the orator would tell. This was a weakness
of Comrade Dr. Service—but one hesitated
to point it out to him, because of his black broad-cloth
suit and his imposing appearance, and the money he
had put up to pay for the hall.
At last, however, he called on the Liederkranz again,
and a quartet sang a German song and then an encore.
And then came Comrade Gerrity, the hustling young
insurance-agent who was organizer for the local, and
whose task it was to make a “collection speech.”
He had humorous ways of extracting money—“Here
I am again!” he began, and everybody smiled,
knowing his bag of tricks. While he was telling
his newest funny story, Jimmie was unloading the littlest
infant into Lizzie’s spare arm, and laying the
other on the seat with its head against her knee,
and getting himself out into the aisle, hat in hand
and ready for business; and as soon as the organizer
ceased and the Liederkranz resumed, Jimmie set to work
gathering the coin. His territory was the reserved-seat
section up in front, where sat the two mighty magnates.
Jimmie’s knees went weak, but he did his duty,
and was tickled to see each of the pair drop a coin
into the hat, to be used in overthrowing their power
in Leesville!
IV
The hats were taken to the box-office and emptied,
and the collection-takers and the Liederkranz singers
resumed their seats. An expectant hush fell—and
then at last there strode out on the stage the Candidate.
What a storm broke out! Men cheered and clapped
and shouted. He took his seat modestly; but as
the noise continued, he was justified in assuming
that it was meant for him, and he rose and bowed;
as it still continued, he bowed again, and then again.
It had been the expectation of Comrade Dr. Service
to come forward and say that, of course, it was not
necessary for anyone to introduce the speaker of the
evening; but the audience, as if it had read the worthy
doctor’s intention, kept on applauding, until
the Candidate himself advanced, and raised his hand,
and began his speech.
He did not stop for any oratorical preliminaries.
This, he said—and his voice trembled with
emotion—was the solemnest hour that men
had ever faced on earth. That day on the bulletin-board
of their local newspaper he had read tidings which
had moved him as he had never been moved in his life,
which had almost deprived him of the power to walk
upon a stage and address an audience. Perhaps
they had not heard the news; he told it to them, and
there sprang from the audience a cry of indignation.
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