Castle Craneycrow eBook

George Barr McCutcheon
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 298 pages of information about Castle Craneycrow.

Castle Craneycrow eBook

George Barr McCutcheon
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 298 pages of information about Castle Craneycrow.

In the morning his shoulder was so sore that the surgeon informed him he could not use the arm for several days.  Turk philosophically bore the brunt of his master’s ire.  Like a little Napoleon he endured the savage assaults from Quentin’s vocal batteries, taking them as lamentations instead of imprecations.  The morning newspapers mentioned the attempt to rob Mrs. Garrison’s house and soundly deplored the unstrategic and ill-advised attempt of “an American named Canton” to capture the desperado.  “The police department is severe in its criticism of the childish act which allowed the wretch to escape detection without leaving the faintest clew behind.  Officers were close at hand, and the slightest warning would have had them at the Garrison home.  The capture of this man would have meant much to the department, as he is undoubtedly one of the diamond robbers who are working havoc in Brussels at this time.  He was, it is stated positively by the police, not alone in his operations last night.  His duty, it is believed, was to obtain the lay of the land and to give the signal at the proper moment for a careful and systematic raid of the wealthy woman’s house.  The police now fear that the robbers, whose daring exploits have shocked and alarmed all Brussels, are on their guard and a well-defined plan to effect their capture is ruined.  A prominent attache of the department is of the opinion that an attempt was to have been made by the band to relieve all of Mrs. Garrison’s guests of their jewels in a sensational game of ‘stand and deliver.’”

“The miserable asses!” exploded Phil, when ’he read the foregoing.  “That is the worst rot I ever read.  This police department couldn’t catch a thief if he were tied to a tree.  Turk, if they were so near at hand why the devil didn’t they get into the chase with me and run that fellow down?”

“Th’ chances are they was in th’ chase, Mr. Quentin, but they didn’t get th’ proper direction.  They thought he was bein’ chased th’ other way, an’ I wouldn’t be surprised if some of ’em run five or six miles before they stopped t’ reflect.”

“If there is a gang of diamond robbers or comic opera bandits in this city I’ll bet my hand they could steal the sidewalks without being detected, much less captured.  A scheme to rob all of Mrs. Garrison’s guests!  The asses!”

“Don’t get excited, sir.  You’ll burst a blood vessel, an’ that’s a good sight worse than a cut,” cautioned Turk.

“Turk, in all your burglarious years, did you ever go about robbing a house in that manner?”

“Not in a million years.”

“Well, what are we to do next?” demanded Quentin, reflectively, ignoring his former question and Turk’s specific answer.  “Shall we give the police all the information we have and land Mr. Courant in jail?”

“This is our game, sir, not th’ police’s.  For th’ Lord’s sake, don’t give anything up to th’ cops.  They’ll raise particular thunder in their sleep, an’ we gets th’ rough ha! ha! from our frien’s, th’ enemy.  We pipes this little game ourself, an’ we wins, too, if we succeed in keepin’ th’ police from gettin’ nex’ to anything they’d mistake for a clue.”

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