Parnassus on Wheels eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 139 pages of information about Parnassus on Wheels.

I woke up at half-past eleven and turned out the lamp, which had made the van very warm.  I opened the little windows front and back, and would have opened the door, but I feared Bock might slip away.  It was still raining a little.  To my annoyance I felt very wakeful.  I lay for some time listening to the patter of raindrops on the roof and skylight—­a very snug sound when one is warm and safe.  Every now and then I could hear Peg stamping in the underbrush.  I was almost dozing off again when Bock gave a low growl.

No woman of my bulk has a right to be nervous, I guess, but instantly my security vanished!  The patter of the rain seemed menacing, and I imagined a hundred horrors.  I was totally alone and unarmed, and Bock was not a large dog.  He growled again, and I felt worse than before.  I imagined that I heard stealthy sounds in the bushes, and once Peg snorted as though frightened.  I put my hand down to pat Bock, and found that his neck was all bristly, like a fighting cock.  He uttered a queer half growl, half whine, which gave me a chill.  Some one must be prowling about the van, but in the falling rain I could hear nothing.

I felt I must do something.  I was afraid to call out lest I betray the fact that there was only a woman in the van.  My expedient was absurd enough, but at any rate it satisfied my desire to act.  I seized one of my boots and banged vigorously on the floor, at the same time growling in as deep and masculine a voice as I could muster:  “What the hell’s the matter?  What the hell’s the matter?” This sounds silly enough, I dare say, but it afforded me some relief.  And as Bock shortly ceased growling, it apparently served some purpose.

I lay awake for a long time, tingling all over with nervousness.  Then I began to grow calmer, and was getting drowsy almost in spite of myself when I was aroused by the unmistakable sound of Bock’s tail thumping on the floor—­a sure sign of pleasure.  This puzzled me quite as much as his growls.  I did not dare strike a light, but could hear him sniffing at the door of the van and whining with eagerness.  This seemed very uncanny, and again I crept stealthily out of the bunk and pounded on the floor lustily, this time with the frying pan, which made an unearthly din.  Peg neighed and snorted, and Bock began to bark.  Even in my anxiety I almost laughed.  “It sounds like an insane asylum,” I thought, and reflected that probably the disturbance was only caused by some small animal.  Perhaps a rabbit or a skunk which Bock had winded and wanted to chase.  I patted him, and crawled into my bunk once more.

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