The Unspeakable Perk eBook

Samuel Hopkins Adams
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 197 pages of information about The Unspeakable Perk.

The Unspeakable Perk eBook

Samuel Hopkins Adams
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 197 pages of information about The Unspeakable Perk.

“So I did, but that was under a misapprehension.  I hadn’t learned the customs of the country then.  By the way, is it a local custom for hermits of science to climb breakneck precipices for golden-hearted orchids to send to casual acquaintances?”

“Is that what you are?” he queried in a slightly depressed tone.

“What on earth else could I be?” she returned, amused.

“Of course.  But we all like to pretend that our fairy tales are permanent, don’t we?”

“I can readily picture you chasing beetles, but I can’t see you chasing fairies at all,” she asserted positively.

“Nor can I. If you chase them, they vanish.  Every one knows that.”

“Anyway, your orchids were fit for a fairy queen.  I haven’t thanked you for them yet.”

“Indeed you have.  Much more than they deserve.  By coming here to-day.”

“Oh, that was a point of honor.  Are you going to let those lovely purple ones wither on that prickly plant down there?  Think how much better they’d look pinned on me—­if there were any one here to see and appreciate.”

If this were a hint, it failed of its aim, for, as the hermit scuttled out from his shelter, looking not unlike some bulky protrusive-eyed insect, secured the orchids, and returned, he never once glanced up.  Safe again in his rock-bound retreat, he spoke:—­

“‘Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair.’”

“So you do know something of fairies and fairy lore!” she cried.

“Oh, it wasn’t much more than a hundred years ago that I read my Grimm.  In the story, only one call was necessary.”

“Well, I can’t spare any more of my silken tresses.  I brought a string this time.  Where’s the other hair line?”

“I’ve used it to tether a fairy thought so that it can’t fly away from me.  Draw up slowly.”

“Thank you so much, and I’m so glad that you are feeling better.”

“Better?”

“Yes.  Better than the day before yesterday.”

“Day before yesterday?”

“Bless the poor man!  Much anxious waiting hath bemused his wits.  He thinks he’s an echo.”

“But I was all right the day before yesterday.”

“You weren’t.  You were a prey to the most thrilling terrors.  You were a moving picture of tender masculinity in distress.  You let bashfulness like a worm i’ th’ bud prey upon your damask cheek.  Have you a damask cheek?  Stand out!  I wish to consider you impartially.  You needn’t look at me, you know.”

“I’m not going to,” he assured her, stepping forth obediently.

“Basilisk that I am!” she laughed.  “How brown you are!  How long did you say you’d been here?  A year?”

“Fourteen weary Voiceless months.  Not on this island, you know, but around the tropics.”

“Yet you look vigorous and alert; not like the men I’ve seen come back from the hot countries, all languid and worn out.  And you do look clean.”

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