The Letters of Horace Walpole, Earl of Orford — Volume 4 eBook

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The Letters of Horace Walpole, Earl of Orford — Volume 4 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 1,055 pages of information about The Letters of Horace Walpole, Earl of Orford — Volume 4.
care not to aim at false vivacity:  what do the attempts of age at liveliness prove but its weakness?  What the Spectator said wittily, ought to be practised in sober sadness by old folks:  when he was dull, he declared it was by design.  So far, to be sure, we ought to observe it, as not to affect more spirits than we possess.  To be purposely stupid, would be forbidding our correspondents to continue the intercourse; and I am so happy in enjoying the honour of your lordship’s friendship, that I will be content (if you can be so) with my natural inanity, without studying to increment it.

I have been at Park-place, and assure your lordship that the Druidic temple vastly more than answers my expectation.  Small it is, no doubt, when you are within the enclosure, and but a chapel of ease to Stonehenge; but Mr. Conway has placed it with so much judgment, that it has a lofty effect, and infinitely more than it could have had if he had yielded to Mrs. Damer’s and my opinion, who earnestly begged to have it placed within the enclosure of the home grounds.  It now stands on the ridge of the high hill without, backed by the horizon, and with a grove on each side at a little distance; and, being exalted beyond and above the range of firs that climb up the sides of the hill from the valley, wears all the appearance of an ancient castle, whose towers are only shattered, not destroyed; and devout as I am to old castles, and small taste as I have for the ruins of ages absolutely barbarous, it is impossible not to be pleased with so very rare an antiquity so absolutely perfect, and it is difficult to prevent visionary ideas from improving a prospect.

If, as Lady Anne Conolly told your lordship, I have had a great deal of company, you must understand it of my house, not of me; for I have very little.  Indeed, last Monday both my house and I were included.  The Duke of York sent me word the night before, that he would come and see it, and of course I had the honour of showing it myself.  He said, and indeed it seemed so, that he was much pleased; at least, I had every reason to be satisfied; for I never saw any prince more gracious and obliging, nor heard one utter more personally kind speeches.

I do not find that her grace the Countess of Bristol’s(621) will is really known yet.  They talk of two wills—­to be sure, in her double capacity; and they say she has made three coheiresses to her jewels, the Empress of Russia, Lady Salisbury, and the whore of Babylon.(622) The first of those legatees, I am not sorry, is in a piteous scrape:  I like the King of Sweden no better than I do her and the Emperor; but it is good that two destroyers should be punished by a third, and that two crocodiles should be gnawed by an insect.  Thank God! we are not only at peace, but in full plenty—­nay, and in full beauty too.  Still better; though we have had rivers of rain, it has not, contrary to all precedent, washed away our warm weather.  September, a month I generally dislike for its irresolute mixture of warm and cold, has hitherto been peremptorily fine.  The apple and walnut-trees bend down with fruit, as in a poetic description of Paradise.

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