contests.  At the very outset before any disposition or inclination of any kind in the matter was evinced by the masters the self-appointed inceptors took upon themselves the very superfluous and invidious task of barring all professionals, and the Chairman who seems to have joined it recently, is the same chess patron who would not support my proposal for the Jubilee Tournament of 1887 (successfully carried out with the aid of the Times) on the ground “that it was not within the province of any player, however eminent and enthusiastic to usurp the functions of the executive appointed for the purpose (whether paid executive chose to take action or not).  May we ask are the parties who agitated this monster tournament, those who were specially appointed for any such purpose.  Who first thought of the happy idea of covering amateurs’ expenses, and of excluding just those players likely to furnish the best and most instructive and amusing games, such in fact as the public most like to see.

Does this abundance of contests answer one good end, does it even divert attention from the fact that it is absorbing the funds, if not strictly taking the place of the 1892 International Chess Tournament which we are under engagement to our own public and still more to foreign chess players to provide in return for Breslau, Amsterdam and Dresden hospitality and meetings.

To return to dinners, next to them, headaches, stomach aches, and indigestion often explain the loss of a game, whilst an acute attack of gout is considered rather advantageous than otherwise.

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LOOKERS ON

I know players who have looked on at chess for years that have never been seen to engage in a game.  Occasionally the occupiers of the earliest seats carry cigar cases, but more frequently they do not.  Some talk over the game obtrusively which is not always convenient.

Such a one noticing that no money ever passed when Boden and Bird played, patronizingly said to the former, “Mr. Boden, I am so glad to find you do not care for ‘filthy lucre.’” B. replied, “It is not to the `filthy lucre’ I object, but to the `filthy looker on.’”

It is bad form for spectators to remove the pieces from the board without the consent of the players, even if it be done for the purpose of demonstrating more forcibly what move should be made.

One who never remained a spectator more than five minutes, observed, all he desired was to get a birds-eye view of Bird’s position.

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EXCUSES

Boden and Bird were favourite opponents for 25 years and though very opposite in styles were, in the long run, singularly even in their series.  It was the practice of both to resign at the proper moment.  Bird, once it was thought, gave up too early.  “Oh, it is hopeless,” said he.  “I have my misgivings, I cannot contend against such forebodings, one Boden is too much, for me.”