is rather a curious one, and may be classified as
the distinct and indistinct, the settled and unsettled.
The census report, a remarkably unreliable account,
has it that they number “some” sixty thousand.
A large proportion of this settled and unsettled population
is of such variety of color as to render it almost
impossible to define the nice proportions of blood
it is so strongly mixed with. On this point,
my son, you must not be too particular, but accept
it as your father does, as a proof that the races,
whom we are told can never be got to live in harmony
together, have, to say the least, gone very extensively
into a system which gives strength to the belief that
it could be done. The French call this the commingling
system, and their philosophers argue from it, and
with much force, that it is impossible to establish
the question as to what kind of blood the best society
is based upon. For myself, I feel that we can
with safety accept these French philosophers as good
authority in such matters. You will also find
among the population of Washington natives of nearly
every country on the face of the globe. These
speak no end of tongues, follow all manner of professions
and occupations, and what is most valuable, preserve
that delightful diversity for which what is called
the “old society” has always been famous.
Picturesque hills encircle the city at a distance,
and a beautiful river flows past on its way to the
sea. The city has many fathers and few friends.
These fathers, while in an ornamental mood, built
a grand canal into the very bowels of the city, after
the manner of Venice, that commerce might be encouraged,
and such persons as had a passion for moonlight and
gondolas could gratify it. But the people were
not given to sailing in gondolas, so this famous canal
was diverted from the object for which it was originally
intended. It is now used as a tomb where deceased
animals of a domestic nature are carefully deposited.
The old inhabitants regard this tomb with a reverence
I never could understand clearly, even though I had
sought for a cause in their instinctive opposition
to all and every manner of reform. Indeed, the
fathers of the city regard this grand canal as performing
a very humane part, inasmuch as it supplies an excellent
and very convenient burial-place for their domestic
animals, and increases the practice of a large number
of doctors. The city fathers, I am informed,
find some consolation in the fact that other canals
have performed equally humane services.
And it came to pass, my son, that there was a great war in all the land; and greater than was ever known before in any other land. Thus Washington became the centre of our anxieties and our thoughts. The people of the North, and the people of the West, and the people of the South, who constituted the people of one great nation, had long held different opinions as to the right of making merchandise of men, of women, and of little children. Yes, my son, it was at