Vignettes of San Francisco eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 93 pages of information about Vignettes of San Francisco.

There are not only contacts between the Latin and the Oriental, but anything unusual may come to light in that particular neighborhood.  A buff cochin rooster was wandering about the street the other day.  Stepping high and picking up choice tidbits and showing off before his harem of hens who peeked at him from their boxes, he strutted about exactly as though he had been in his own Petaluma barnyard.

One day I saw an enormous negro running through the streets with a piece of new, green felt bound around his stomach.  Now why should a huge negro run through the street with a piece of new green felt around his stomach?  No one knows.  And another time a small Chinese maiden bumped into me because she was so absorbed in that great American institution, the funny sheet.

On one of those side streets, in there somewhere, one of those streets untoured by tourists, I saw some Chinese boys, dressed in American “Boss of the Road” unionalls, playing baseball and calling the call of Babe Ruth in sing-song Chinese.  Then near them was an empty lot and what do you suppose it was filled with?  Scotch thistles, and edged with wild corn flowers.  Even Nature enters into the fun.

There is a story of an Italian who went through the streets somewhere on Leavenworth, calling, “Nica fresha flowers,” and from the opposite side of the street a Chinaman with flowers would call, “Samee over here.”  All went well until the Chinaman began to outsell the other, when the Italian remonstrated.  “Yella for yourself, see,” he said, to which the Chinaman answered, “Go to hellee,” and went on as before.

This story was told to me by very reliable eye witnesses.  The buff cochin rooster and the huge negro and all the others I saw myself.  And many other strange things which I have not room to write, I saw in that spot where Chinatown merges into the Latin quarter.

The Pepper and Salt Man

He was a man, I should say about sixty years old, a most uninteresting age, and a homely, weather-beaten fellow too, when you stopped to look at him.  His suit was pepper-and-salt, and he was just like his suit.  Good as gold, I have no doubt, a roomer of whom his landlady could say:  “He comes and he goes and is never a speck of trouble.”

Still, he might have been as good as Saint Anthony but no one would ever have noticed him except for what happened.  What happened wasn’t so much either but it was enough to illumine that dun, common-place man so that everyone in the side-seating trolley was suddenly aware of his presence.  What happened was ten months old and was a girl.

A regular girl, one hundred per cent feminine.  One could tell just by the way she wore her clothes, by her daintiness, by the tilt of her bonnet and by the way smiled out from under it.  I can’t describe a baby girl any more than I describe a sunset or moonlight or any of the wonders of God — I can only say that she was everything that a baby girl should have been.

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