The Letters of Horace Walpole, Earl of Orford — Volume 1 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 1,070 pages of information about The Letters of Horace Walpole, Earl of Orford — Volume 1.

The Letters of Horace Walpole, Earl of Orford — Volume 1 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 1,070 pages of information about The Letters of Horace Walpole, Earl of Orford — Volume 1.

Dear George, I agree with you entirely in the pleasure you take in talking over old stories, but can’t say but I meet every day with new circumstances, which will be still more pleasure to me to recollect.  I think at our age ’tis excess of joy, to think, while we are running over past happinesses, that it is still in our power to enjoy as great.  Narrations of the greatest actions of other people are tedious in comparison of the serious trifles that every man can call to mind of himself while he was learning those histories.  Youthful passages of life are the chippings of Pitt’s diamond, set into little heart-rings with mottos; the stone itself more worth, the filings more gentle and agreeable.  Alexander, at the head of the world, never tasted the true pleasure that boys of his own age have enjoyed at the head of a school.  Little intrigues, little schemes, and policies engage their thoughts; and, at the same time that they are laying the foundation for their middle age of life, the mimic republic they live in furnishes materials of conversation for their latter age; and old men cannot be said to be children a second time with greater truth from any one cause, than their living over again their childhood in imagination.  To reflect on the season when first they felt the titillation of love, the budding passions, and the first dear object of their wishes! how unexperienced they gave credit to all the tales of romantic loves!  Dear George, were not the playing fields at Eton food for all manner of flights?  No old maid’s gown, though it had been tormented into all the fashions from King James to King George, ever underwent so many transformations as those poor plains have in my idea.  At first I was contented with tending a visionary flock, and sighing some pastoral name to the echo of the cascade under the bridge.  How happy should I have been to have had a kingdom only for the pleasure of being driven from it, and living disguised in an humble vale!  As I got further into Virgil and Clelia, I found myself transported from Arcadia to the garden of Italy; and saw Windsor Castle in no other view than the Capitoli immobile saxum.  I wish a committee of the House of Commons may ever seem to be the senate; or a bill appear half so agreeable as a billet-doux.  You see how deep you have carried me into old stories; I write of them with pleasure, but shall talk of them with more to you.  I can’t say I am sorry I was never quite a schoolboy:  an expedition against bargemen, or a match at cricket, may be very pretty things to recollect; but, thank my stars, I can remember things very near as pretty.  The beginning of my Roman history was spent in the asylum, or conversing in Egeria’s hallowed grove; not in thumping and pommelling king Amulius’s herdsmen.  I was sometimes troubled with a rough creature or two from the plough; one, that one should have thought, had worked with his head, as well as his hands, they were both so callous.  One of the most agreeable circumstances I can recollect is the Triumvirate, composed of yourself, Charles,(138) and Your sincere friend.

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