—­Hurroo!

And they gave three groans for Baldyhead Dolan and three cheers for Conmee and they said he was the decentest rector that was ever in Clongowes.

The cheers died away in the soft grey air.  He was alone.  He was happy and free; but he would not be anyway proud with Father Dolan.  He would be very quiet and obedient:  and he wished that he could do something kind for him to show him that he was not proud.

The air was soft and grey and mild and evening was coming.  There was the smell of evening in the air, the smell of the fields in the country where they digged up turnips to peel them and eat them when they went out for a walk to Major Barton’s, the smell there was in the little wood beyond the pavilion where the gallnuts were.

The fellows were practising long shies and bowling lobs and slow twisters.  In the soft grey silence he could hear the bump of the balls:  and from here and from there through the quiet air the sound of the cricket bats:  pick, pack, pock, puck:  like drops of water in a fountain falling softly in the brimming bowl.

Chapter 2

Uncle Charles smoked such black twist that at last his nephew suggested to him to enjoy his morning smoke in a little outhouse at the end of the garden.

—­Very good, Simon.  All serene, Simon, said the old man tranquilly.  Anywhere you like.  The outhouse will do me nicely:  it will be more salubrious.

—­Damn me, said Mr Dedalus frankly, if I know how you can smoke such villainous awful tobacco.  It’s like gunpowder, by God.

—­It’s very nice, Simon, replied the old man.  Very cool and mollifying.

Every morning, therefore, uncle Charles repaired to his outhouse but not before he had greased and brushed scrupulously his back hair and brushed and put on his tall hat.  While he smoked the brim of his tall hat and the bowl of his pipe were just visible beyond the jambs of the outhouse door.  His arbour, as he called the reeking outhouse which he shared with the cat and the garden tools, served him also as a sounding-box:  and every morning he hummed contentedly one of his favourite songs:  O, twine me A Bower or blue eyes and golden hair or the Groves of blarney while the grey and blue coils of smoke rose slowly from his pipe and vanished in the pure air.

During the first part of the summer in Blackrock uncle Charles was Stephen’s constant companion.  Uncle Charles was a hale old man with a well tanned skin, rugged features and white side whiskers.  On week days he did messages between the house in Carysfort Avenue and those shops in the main street of the town with which the family dealt.  Stephen was glad to go with him on these errands for uncle Charles helped him very liberally to handfuls of whatever was exposed in open boxes and barrels outside the counter.  He would seize a handful of grapes and sawdust or three or four American apples and thrust them generously into his grandnephew’s hand while the shopman smiled uneasily; and, on Stephen’s feigning reluctance to take them, he would frown and say: