LETTER 12.

London, Dec. 23, 1710.

I have sent my 11th to-night as usual, and begin the dozenth, and I told you I dined with Stratford at Lord Mountjoy’s, and I will tell you no more at present, guess for why; because I am going to mind things, and mighty affairs, not your nasty First-Fruits—­I let them alone till Mr. Harley gets the Queen’s letter—­but other things of greater moment, that you shall know one day, when the ducks have eaten up all the dirt.  So sit still a while just by me, while I am studying, and don’t say a word, I charge you, and when I am going to bed, I will take you along, and talk with you a little while, so there, sit there.- -Come then, let us see what we have to say to these saucy brats, that will not let us go sleep at past eleven.  Why, I am a little impatient to know how you do; but that I take it for a standing maxim, that when you are silent, all is pretty well, because that is the way I will deal with you; and if there was anything you ought to know now, I would write by the first post, although I had written but the day before.  Remember this, young women; and God Almighty preserve you both, and make us happy together; and tell me how accompts stand between us, that you may be paid long before it is due, not to want.  I will return no more money while I stay, so that you need not be in pain to be paid; but let me know at least a month before you can want.  Observe this, d’ye hear, little dear sirrahs, and love Presto, as Presto loves MD, etc.

24.  You will have a merrier Christmas Eve than we here.  I went up to Court before church; and in one of the rooms, there being but little company, a fellow in a red coat without a sword came up to me, and, after words of course, asked me how the ladies did?  I asked, “What ladies?” He said, “Mrs. Dingley and Mrs. Johnson.”  “Very well,” said I, “when I heard from them last:  and pray when came you from thence, sir?” He said, “I never was in Ireland”; and just at that word Lord Winchelsea[1] comes up to me, and the man went off:  as I went out I saw him again, and recollected him, it was Vedeau[2] with a pox:  I then went and made my apologies, that my head was full of something I had to say to Lord Winchelsea, etc., and I asked after his wife, and so all was well; and he inquired after my lodging, because he had some favour to desire of me in Ireland, to recommend somebody to somebody, I know not what it is.  When I came from church, I went up to Court again, where Sir Edmond Bacon[3] told me the bad news from Spain,[4] which you will hear before this reaches you; as we have it now, we are undone there, and it was odd to see the whole countenances of the Court changed so in two hours.  Lady Mountjoy[5] carried me home to dinner, where I stayed not long after, and came home early, and now am got into bed, for you must always write to your MD’s in bed, that is a maxim.