Miss Schofield stamped heartily upon the musical floor.

“It’s Penrod,” she explained.  “The lattice at the end of the porch is loose, and he crawls under and comes out all bugs.  He’s been having a dreadful singing fit lately—­running away to picture shows and vaudeville, I suppose.”

Mr. Robert Williams looked upon her yearningly.  He touched a thrilling chord on his guitar and leaned nearer.  “But you said you have missed me,” he began.  “I——­”

The voice of Penrod drowned all other sounds.

     “So-o-o rem-mem-bur, whi-i-ilst you’re young,
     That the day-a-ys to you will come,
     When you’re o-o-old and only in the way,
     Do not scoff at them Bee-cause——­”

“Penrod!” Miss Schofield stamped again.

“You did say you’d missed me,” said Mr. Robert Williams, seizing hurriedly upon the silence.  “Didn’t you say——­”

A livelier tune rose upward.

     “Oh, you talk about your fascinating beauties,
     Of your dem-O-zells, your belles,
     But the littil dame I met, while in the city,
     She’s par excellaws the queen of all the swells. 
     She’s sweeter far——­”

Margaret rose and jumped up and down repeatedly in a well-calculated area, whereupon the voice of Penrod cried chokedly, “Quit that!” and there were subterranean coughings and sneezings.

“You want to choke a person to death?” he inquired severely, appearing at the end of the porch, a cobweb upon his brow.  And, continuing, he put into practice a newly acquired phrase, “You better learn to be more considerick of other people’s comfort.”

Slowly and grievedly he withdrew, passed to the sunny side of the house, reclined in the warm grass beside his wistful Duke, and presently sang again.

     “She’s sweeter far than the flower I named her after,
     And the memery of her smile it haunts me yet! 
     When in after years the moon is soffly beamun’
     And at eve I smell the smell of mignonette
     I will re-call that——­”

“Pen-rod!”

Mr. Schofield appeared at an open window upstairs, a book in his hand.

“Stop it!” he commanded.  “Can’t I stay home with a headache one morning from the office without having to listen to—­I never did hear such squawking!” He retired from the window, having too impulsively called upon his Maker.  Penrod, shocked and injured, entered the house, but presently his voice was again audible as far as the front porch.  He was holding converse with his mother, somewhere in the interior.

“Well, what of it?  Sam Williams told me his mother said if Bob ever did think of getting married to Margaret, his mother said she’d like to know what in the name o’ goodness they expect to——­”

Bang!  Margaret thought it better to close the front door.

The next minute Penrod opened it.  “I suppose you want the whole family to get a sunstroke,” he said reprovingly.  “Keepin’ every breath of air out o’ the house on a day like this!”