Madame Schimmelpenninck, I was informed, is as amiable and accomplished as her husband is awkward and deficient; though well acquainted with his infidelities and profligacy, she is too virtuous to listen to revenge, and too generous not to forgive.  She is, besides, said to be a lady of uncommon abilities, and of greater information than she chooses to display.  She has never been the worshipper of Bonaparte, or the friend of Talleyrand; she loved her country, and detested its tyrants.  Had she been created a grand pensionary, she would certainly have swayed with more glory than her husband; and been hailed by contemporaries, as well as posterity, if not a heroine, at least a patriot,—­a title which in our times, though often prostituted, so few have any claim to, and which, therefore, is so much the more valuable.

When it was known at Paris that Schimmelpenninck had set out for his new sovereignty, no less than sixteen girls of the Palais Royal demanded passes for Holland.  Being questioned by Fouche as to their business in that country, they answered that they intended to visit their friend, the grand pensionary, in his new dominions.  Fouche communicated to Talleyrand both their demands and their business, and asked his advice.  He replied: 

“Send two, and those of whose vigilance and intelligence you are sure.  Refuse, by all means, the other fourteen.  Schimmelpenninck’s time is precious, and were they at the Hague, he would neglect everything for them.  If they are fond of travelling, and are handsome and adroit, advise them to set out for London or for St. Petersburg; and if they consent, order them to my office, and they shall be supplied, if approved of, both with instructions, and with their travelling expenses.”

Fouche answered his colleague that “they were in every respect the very reverse of his description; they seemed to have passed their lives in the lowest stage of infamy, and they could neither read nor write.”  You have therefore, no reason to fear that these belles will be sent to disseminate corruption in your happy island.

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As confident and obstinate as ignorant
Bonaparte and his wife go now every morning to hear Mass
Bourrienne
Distinguished for their piety or rewarded for their flattery
Extravagances of a head filled with paradoxes
Forced military men to kneel before priests
Indifference about futurity
Military diplomacy
More vain than ambitious
Nature has destined him to obey, and not to govern
One of the negative accomplices of the criminal
Promises of impostors or fools to delude the ignorant
Salaries as the men, under the name of washerwomen
“This is the age of upstarts,” said Talleyrand
Thought at least extraordinary, even by our friends