The Essays of Montaigne — Volume 17 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 101 pages of information about The Essays of Montaigne — Volume 17.

The Essays of Montaigne — Volume 17 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 101 pages of information about The Essays of Montaigne — Volume 17.

OF VANITY

There is, peradventure, no more manifest vanity than to write of it so vainly.  That which divinity has so divinely expressed to us—­["Vanity of vanities:  all is vanity.”—­Eccles., i. 2.]—­ought to be carefully and continually meditated by men of understanding.  Who does not see that I have taken a road, in which, incessantly and without labour, I shall proceed so long as there shall be ink and paper in the world?  I can give no account of my life by my actions; fortune has placed them too low:  I must do it by my fancies.  And yet I have seen a gentleman who only communicated his life by the workings of his belly:  you might see on his premises a show of a row of basins of seven or eight days’ standing; it was his study, his discourse; all other talk stank in his nostrils.  Here, but not so nauseous, are the excrements of an old mind, sometimes thick, sometimes thin, and always indigested.  And when shall I have done representing the continual agitation and mutation of my thoughts, as they come into my head, seeing that Diomedes wrote six thousand books upon the sole subject of grammar?

[It was not Diomedes, but Didymus the grammarian, who, as Seneca (Ep., 88) tells us, wrote four not six thousand books on questions of vain literature, which was the principal study of the ancient grammarian.—­Coste.  But the number is probably exaggerated, and for books we should doubtless read pamphlets or essays.]

What, then, ought prating to produce, since prattling and the first beginning to speak, stuffed the world with such a horrible load of volumes?  So many words for words only.  O Pythagoras, why didst not thou allay this tempest?  They accused one Galba of old for living idly; he made answer, “That every one ought to give account of his actions, but not of his home.”  He was mistaken, for justice also takes cognisance of those who glean after the reaper.

But there should be some restraint of law against foolish and impertinent scribblers, as well as against vagabonds and idle persons; which if there were, both I and a hundred others would be banished from the reach of our people.  I do not speak this in jest:  scribbling seems to be a symptom of a disordered and licentious age.  When did we write so much as since our troubles? when the Romans so much, as upon the point of ruin?  Besides that, the refining of wits does not make people wiser in a government:  this idle employment springs from this, that every one applies himself negligently to the duty of his vocation, and is easily debauched from it.  The corruption of the age is made up by the particular contribution of every individual man; some contribute treachery, others injustice, irreligion, tyranny, avarice, cruelty, according to their power; the weaker sort contribute folly, vanity, and idleness; of these I am one.  It seems as if it were the season for vain things, when the hurtful oppress us; in a time

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