always got to have the stock on, and look as stiff
as a stake, or it’s all up with you; you’re
that tormented about little things that you get riled
and kick the traces before the great ’uns come
to try you. There’s a lot of lads would
be game as game could be in battle—aye,
and good lads to boot, doing their duty right as a
trivet when it came to anything like war—that
are clean drove out of the service in time o’
peace, along with all them petty persecutions that
worry a man’s skin like mosquito-bites.
Now here they know that, and Lord! what soldiers they
do make through knowing of it! It’s tight
enough and stern enough in big things; martial law
sharp enough, and obedience to the letter all through
the campaigning; but that don’t grate on a fellow;
if he’s worth his salt he’s sure to understand
that he must move like clockwork in a fight, and that
he’s to go to hell at double-quick-march, and
mute as a mouse, if his officers see fit to send him.
There ain’t better stuff to make soldiers out
of nowhere than Englishmen, God bless ’em!
But they’re badgered, they’re horribly
badgered; and that’s why the service don’t
take over there, let alone the way the country grudge
’em every bit of pay. In England you go
in the ranks—well, they all just tell you
you’re a blackguard, and there’s the lash,
and you’d better behave yourself or you’ll
get it hot and hot; they take for granted you’re
a bad lot or you wouldn’t be there, and in course
you’re riled and go to the bad according, seeing
that it’s what’s expected of you.
Here, contrariwise, you come in the ranks and get
a welcome, and feel that it just rests with yourself
whether you won’t be a fine fellow or not; and
just along of feeling that you’re pricked to
show the best metal you’re made on, and not
to let nobody else beat you out of the race, like.
Ah! it makes a wonderful difference to a fellow—a
wonderful difference—whether the service
he’s come into look at him as a scamp that never
will be nothing but a scamp, or as a rascal that’s
maybe got in him, all rascal though he is, the pluck
to turn into a hero. And that’s just the
difference, sir, that France has found out, and England
hasn’t—God bless her, all the same!”
With which the soldier whom England had turned adrift,
and France had won in her stead, concluded his long
oration by dropping on his knees to refill his Corporal’s
pipe.
“An army’s just a machine, sir, in course,”
he concluded, as he rammed in the Turkish tobacco.
“But then it’s a live machine, for all
that; and each little bit of it feels for itself,
like the joints in an eel’s body. Now,
if only one of them little bits smarts, the whole creature
goes wrong—there’s the mischief.”
Bel-a-faire-peur listened thoughtfully to his comrade
where he lay flung full-length on the skins.
“I dare say you are right enough. I knew
nothing of my men when—when I was in England;
we none of us did; but I can very well believe what
you say. Yet—fine fellows though they
are here, they are terrible blackguards!”