The Man That Corrupted Hadleyburg and Other Stories eBook
Mark Twain
The above equipment is excellent, admirable, powerful,
but not perfect. There is yet another detail
which is worth the whole of it put together —and
more; a detail which has never been joined (in the
beginning of a religious movement) to a supremely
good working equipment since the world began, until
now: a new personage to worship. Christianity
had the Saviour, but at first and for generations
it lacked money and concentrated power. In Mrs.
Eddy, Christian Science possesses the new personage
for worship, and in addition—here in the
very beginning—a working equipment that
has not a flaw in it. In the beginning, Mohammedanism
had no money; and it has never had anything to offer
its client but heaven—nothing here below
that was valuable. In addition to heaven hereafter,
Christian Science has present health and a cheerful
spirit to offer—for cash—and
in comparison with this bribe all other this-world
bribes are poor and cheap. You recognise that
this estimate is admissible, do you not?
To whom does Bellamy’s ‘Nationalism’
appeal? Necessarily to the few: people
who read and dream, and are compassionate, and troubled
for the poor and the hard-driven. To whom does
Spiritualism appeal? Necessarily to the few;
its ‘boom’ has lasted for half a century
and I believe it claims short of four millions of
adherents in America. Who are attracted by Swedenborgianism
and some of the other fine and delicate ‘isms?’
The few again: Educated people, sensitively organised,
with superior mental endowments, who seek lofty planes
of thought and find their contentment there.
And who are attracted by Christian Science?
There is no limit; its field is horizonless; its appeal
is as universal as is the appeal of Christianity itself.
It appeals to the rich, the poor, the high, the low,
the cultured, the ignorant, the gifted, the stupid,
the modest, the vain, the wise, the silly, the soldier,
the civilian, the hero, the coward, the idler, the
worker, the godly, the godless, the freeman, the slave,
the adult, the child; they who are ailing, they who
have friends that are ailing. To mass it in
a phrase, its clientele is the Human Race? Will
it march? I think so.
VII
Remember its principal great offer: to rid the
Race of pain and disease. Can it do it?
In large measure, yes. How much of the pain
and disease in the world is created by the imaginations
of the sufferers, and then kept alive by those same
imaginations? Four-fifths? Not anything
short of that I should think. Can Christian
Science banish that four-fifths? I think so.
Can any other (organised) force do it? None
that I know of. Would this be a new world when
that was accomplished? And a pleasanter one—for
us well people, as well as for those fussy and fretting
sick ones? Would it seem as if there was not
as much gloomy weather as there used to be?
I think so.
In the meantime would the Scientist kill off a good
many patients? I think so. More than get
killed off now by the legalised methods? I will
take up that question presently.
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