The Man That Corrupted Hadleyburg and Other Stories eBook
Mark Twain
In the second act a grand Roman official is not above
trying to blast Appelles’ reputation by falsely
charging him with misappropriating public moneys.
Appelles, who is too proud to endure even the suspicion
of irregularity, strips himself to naked poverty to
square the unfair account, and his troubles begin:
the blight which is to continue and spread strikes
his life; for the frivolous, pretty creature whom he
brought from Rome has no taste for poverty and agrees
to elope with a more competent candidate. Her
presence in the house has previously brought down
the pride and broken the heart of Appelles’ poor
old mother; and her life is a failure. Death
comes for her, but is willing to trade her for the
Roman girl; so the bargain is struck with Appelles,
and the mother is spared for the present.
No one’s life escapes the blight. Timoleus,
the gay satirist of the first two acts, who scoffed
at the pious hypocrisies and money-grubbing ways of
the great Roman lords, is grown old and fat and blear-eyed
and racked with disease in the third, has lost his
stately purities, and watered the acid of his wit.
His life has suffered defeat. Unthinkingly
he swears by Zeus—from ancient habit—and
then quakes with fright; for a fellow-communicant
is passing by. Reproached by a pagan friend of
his youth for his apostasy, he confesses that principle,
when unsupported by an assenting stomach, has to climb
down. One must have bread; and ’the bread
is Christian now.’ Then the poor old wreck,
once so proud of his iron rectitude, hobbles away,
coughing and barking.
In that same act Appelles give his sweet young Christian
daughter and her fine young pagan lover his consent
and blessing, and makes them utterly happy—for
five minutes. Then the priest and the mob come,
to tear them apart and put the girl in a nunnery;
for marriage between the sects is forbidden.
Appelles’ wife could dissolve the rule; and
she wants to do it; but under priestly pressure she
wavers; then, fearing that in providing happiness
for her child she would be committing a sin dangerous
to her own, she goes over to the opposition, and throws
the casting vote for the nunnery. The blight
has fallen upon the young couple, and their life is
a failure.
In the fourth act, Longinus, who made such a prosperous
and enviable start in the first act, is left alone
in the desert, sick, blind, helpless, incredibly old,
to die: not a friend left in the world—another
ruined life. And in that act, also, Appelles’
worshipped boy, Nymphas, done to death by the mob,
breathes out his last sigh in his father’s arms—one
more failure. In the fifth act, Appelles himself
dies, and is glad to do it; he who so ignorantly rejoiced,
only four acts before, over the splendid present of
an earthly immortality—the very worst failure
of the lot!
II
Now I approach my project. Here is the theatre
list for Saturday, May 7, 1898, cut from the advertising
columns of a New York paper:
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