Alonzo Fitz and Other Stories eBook

Mark Twain

Table of Contents
Section	Page

Start of eBook	1
THE LOVES OF ALONZO FITZ CLARENCE AND ROSANNAH ETHELTON	1
II	6
III	8
IV	10
ON THE DECAY OF THE ART OF LYING	14
ABOUT MAGNANIMOUS-INCIDENT LITERATURE	18
THE GRATEFUL POODLE	18
THE BENEVOLENT AUTHOR	20
THE GRATEFUL HUSBAND	21
PUNCH, BROTHERS, PUNCH	22
THE GREAT REVOLUTION IN PITCAIRN	26
THE CANVASSER’S TALE	35
AN ENCOUNTER WITH AN INTERVIEWER	39
PARIS NOTES	42
LEGEND OF SAGENFELD, IN GERMANY	44
II	46
SPEECH ON THE BABIES	48
SPEECH ON THE WEATHER	50
CONCERNING THE AMERICAN LANGUAGE	52
ROGERS	55

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