The Surprising Adventures of Baron Munchausen eBook

Rudolf Erich Raspe
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 185 pages of information about The Surprising Adventures of Baron Munchausen.

My first visit to England was about the beginning of the present king’s reign.  I had occasion to go down to Wapping, to see some goods shipped, which I was sending to some friends at Hamburgh; after that business was over, I took the Tower Wharf in my way back.  Here I found the sun very powerful, and I was so much fatigued that I stepped into one of the cannon to compose me, where I fell fast asleep.  This was about noon:  it was the fourth of June; exactly at one o’clock these cannon were all discharged in memory of the day.  They had been all charged that morning, and having no suspicion of my situation, I was shot over the houses on the opposite side of the river, into a farmer’s yard, between Bermondsey and Deptford, where I fell upon a large hay-stack, without waking, and continued there in a sound sleep till hay became so extravagantly dear (which was about three months after), that the farmer found it his interest to send his whole stock to market:  the stack I was reposing upon was the largest in the yard, containing above five hundred load; they began to cut that first.  I woke with the voices of the people who had ascended the ladders to begin at the top, and got up, totally ignorant of my situation:  in attempting to run away I fell upon the farmer to whom the hay belonged, and broke his neck, yet received no injury myself.  I afterwards found, to my great consolation, that this fellow was a most detestable character, always keeping the produce of his grounds for extravagant markets.


The Baron slips through the world:  after paying a visit to Mount Etna he finds himself in the South Sea; visits Vulcan in his passage; gets on board a Dutchman; arrives at an island of cheese, surrounded by a sea of milk; describes some very extraordinary objects—­Lose their compass; their ship slips between the teeth of a fish unknown in this part of the world; their difficulty in escaping from thence; arrive in the Caspian Sea—­Starves a bear to death—­A few waistcoat anecdotes—­In this chapter, which is the longest, the Baron moralises upon the virtue of veracity.

Mr. Drybones’ “Travels to Sicily,” which I had read with great pleasure, induced me to pay a visit to Mount Etna; my voyage to this place was not attended with any circumstances worth relating.  One morning early, three or four days after my arrival, I set out from a cottage where I had slept, within six miles of the foot of the mountain, determined to explore the internal parts, if I perished in the attempt.  After three hours’ hard labour I found myself at the top; it was then, and had been for upwards of three weeks, raging:  its appearance in this state has been so frequently noticed by different travellers, that I will not tire you with descriptions of objects you are already acquainted with.  I walked round the edge of the crater, which appeared to be fifty times at least as capacious as the Devil’s

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