How he got
the Legion of honor
From the time some people begin to talk they seem
to have an overmastering desire or vocation.
Ever since he was a child, M. Caillard had only had
one idea in his head —to wear the ribbon
of an order. When he was still quite a small
boy he used to wear a zinc cross of the Legion of Honor
pinned on his tunic, just as other children wear a
soldier’s cap, and he took his mother’s
hand in the street with a proud air, sticking out his
little chest with its red ribbon and metal star so
that it might show to advantage.
His studies were not a success, and he failed in his
examination for Bachelor of Arts; so, not knowing
what to do, he married a pretty girl, as he had plenty
of money of his own.
They lived in Paris, as many rich middle-class people
do, mixing with their own particular set, and proud
of knowing a deputy, who might perhaps be a minister
some day, and counting two heads of departments among
their friends.
But M. Caillard could not get rid of his one absorbing
idea, and he felt constantly unhappy because he had
not the right to wear a little bit of colored ribbon
in his buttonhole.
When he met any men who were decorated on the boulevards,
he looked at them askance, with intense jealousy.
Sometimes, when he had nothing to do in the afternoon,
he would count them, and say to himself: “Just
let me see how many I shall meet between the Madeleine
and the Rue Drouot.”
Then he would walk slowly, looking at every coat with
a practiced eye for the little bit of red ribbon,
and when he had got to the end of his walk he always
repeated the numbers aloud.
“Eight officers and seventeen knights.
As many as that! It is stupid to sow the cross
broadcast in that fashion. I wonder how many I
shall meet going back?”
And he returned slowly, unhappy when the crowd of
passers-by interfered with his vision.
He knew the places where most were to be found.
They swarmed in the Palais Royal. Fewer were
seen in the Avenue de l’Opera than in the Rue
de la Paix, while the right side of the boulevard
was more frequented by them than the left.
They also seemed to prefer certain cafes and theatres.
Whenever he saw a group of white-haired old gentlemen
standing together in the middle of the pavement, interfering
with the traffic, he used to say to himself:
“They are officers of the Legion of Honor,”
and he felt inclined to take off his hat to them.
He had often remarked that the officers had a different
bearing to the mere knights. They carried their
head differently, and one felt that they enjoyed a
higher official consideration and a more widely extended
importance.
Sometimes, however, the worthy man would be seized
with a furious hatred for every one who was decorated;
he felt like a Socialist toward them.
