Mark Twain, a Biography. Complete eBook

Albert Bigelow Paine
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 1,890 pages of information about Mark Twain, a Biography. Complete.

Mark Twain, a Biography. Complete eBook

Albert Bigelow Paine
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 1,890 pages of information about Mark Twain, a Biography. Complete.
set himself the task of saving my financial life without putting upon me (in his native delicacy) any sense that I was the recipient of a charity, a benevolence.  He gave time to me —­time, which could not be bought by any man at $100,000 a month—­no, nor for three times the money.

He adds that a friend has just offered to Webster & Co. a book that arraigns the Standard Oil magnates individual by individual.

I wanted to say the only man I care for in the world, the only man I would give a d—–­n for, the only man who is lavishing his sweat & blood to save me & mine from starvation is a Standard Oil magnate.  If you know me, you know whether I want the book or not.

    But I didn’t say that.  I said I didn’t want any book; I wanted to
    get out of this publishing business & out of all business & was here
    for that purpose & would accomplish it if I could.

He tells how he played billiards with Rogers, tirelessly as always, until the millionaire had looked at him helplessly and asked: 

“Don’t you ever get tired?”

And he answered: 

“I don’t know what it is to get tired.  I wish I did.”

He wrote of going with Mr. Rogers to the Madison Square Garden to see an exhibition of boxing given by the then splendid star of pugilism, James J. Corbett.  Dr. Rice accompanied him, and painters Robert Reid and Edward Simmons, from The Players.  They had five seats in a box, and Stanford White came along presently and took Clemens into the champion’s dressing-room.

    Corbett has a fine face and is modest and diffident, besides being
    the most perfectly & beautifully constructed human animal in the
    world.  I said: 

    “You have whipped Mitchell & maybe you will whip Jackson in June
    —­but you are not done then.  You will have to tackle me.”

    He answered, so gravely that one might easily have thought him in
    earnest: 

“No, I am not going to meet you in the ring.  It is not fair or right to require it.  You might chance to knock me out, by no merit of your own, but by a purely accidental blow, & then my reputation would be gone & you would have a double one.  You have got fame enough & you ought not to want to take mine away from me.”

    Corbett was for a long time a clerk in the Nevada Bank, in San
    Francisco.

There were lots of little boxing-matches to entertain the crowd; then at last Corbett appeared in the ring & the 8,000 people present went mad with enthusiasm.  My two artists went mad about his form.  They said they had never seen anything that came reasonably near equalling its perfection except Greek statues, & they didn’t surpass it.
Corbett boxed 3 rounds with the middle-weight Australian champion —­oh, beautiful to see!—­then the show was over and we struggled out through a perfect mash of humanity.  When
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