AN ESMERALDA OF ROCKY CANYON

It is to be feared that the hero of this chronicle began life as an impostor.  He was offered to the credulous and sympathetic family of a San Francisco citizen as a lamb, who, unless bought as a playmate for the children, would inevitably pass into the butcher’s hands.  A combination of refined sensibility and urban ignorance of nature prevented them from discerning certain glaring facts that betrayed his caprid origin.  So a ribbon was duly tied round his neck, and in pleasing emulation of the legendary “Mary,” he was taken to school by the confiding children.  Here, alas the fraud was discovered, and history was reversed by his being turned out by the teacher, because he was not “a lamb at school.”  Nevertheless, the kind-hearted mother of the family persisted in retaining him, on the plea that he might yet become “useful.”  To her husband’s feeble suggestion of “gloves,” she returned a scornful negative, and spoke of the weakly infant of a neighbor, who might later receive nourishment from this providential animal.  But even this hope was destroyed by the eventual discovery of his sex.  Nothing remained now but to accept him as an ordinary kid, and to find amusement in his accomplishments,—­eating, climbing, and butting.  It must be confessed that these were of a superior quality; a capacity to eat everything from a cambric handkerchief to an election poster, an agility which brought him even to the roofs of houses, and a power of overturning by a single push the chubbiest child who opposed him, made him a fearful joy to the nursery.  This last quality was incautiously developed in him by a negro boy-servant, who, later, was hurriedly propelled down a flight of stairs by his too proficient scholar.  Having once tasted victory, “Billy” needed no further incitement to his performances.  The small wagon which he sometimes consented to draw for the benefit of the children never hindered his attempts to butt the passer-by.  On the contrary, on well-known scientific principles he added the impact of the bodies of the children projected over his head in his charge, and the infelicitous pedestrian found himself not only knocked off his legs by Billy, but bombarded by the whole nursery.

Delightful as was this recreation to juvenile limbs, it was felt to be dangerous to the adult public.  Indignant protestations were made, and as Billy could not be kept in the house, he may be said to have at last butted himself out of that sympathetic family and into a hard and unfeeling world.  One morning he broke his tether in the small back yard.  For several days thereafter he displayed himself in guilty freedom on the tops of adjacent walls and outhouses.  The San Francisco suburb where his credulous protectors lived was still in a volcanic state of disruption, caused by the grading of new streets through rocks and sandhills.  In consequence the roofs of some