The clerk smiled cheerfully at this, being proud of
his children’s ability; and then having paid
my account, he whispered,—
“He is all alone this morning, John, and in
rare good humour. He hath been promised the handling
of poor Master Algernon Sidney, and he says he will
soon make republic of him; for his state shall shortly
be headless. He is chuckling over his joke, like
a pig with a nut; and that always makes him pleasant.
John Ridd, my lord!” With that he swung up the
curtain bravely, and according to special orders, I
stood, face to face, and alone with Judge Jeffreys.
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JOHN IS DRAINED AND CAST ASIDE
[Illustration: 213.jpg His Lordship busy with
letters]
His lordship was busy with some letters, and did not
look up for a minute or two, although he knew that
I was there. Meanwhile I stood waiting to make
my bow; afraid to begin upon him, and wondering at
his great bull-head. Then he closed his letters,
well-pleased with their import, and fixed his bold
broad stare on me, as if I were an oyster opened,
and he would know how fresh I was.
“May it please your worship,” I said,
“here I am according to order, awaiting your
good pleasure.”
“Thou art made to weight, John, more than order.
How much dost thou tip the scales to?”
“Only twelvescore pounds, my lord, when I be
in wrestling trim. And sure I must have lost
weight here, fretting so long in London.”
“Ha, ha! Much fret is there in thee!
Hath His Majesty seen thee?”
“Yes, my lord, twice or even thrice; and he
made some jest concerning me.”
“A very bad one, I doubt not. His humour
is not so dainty as mine, but apt to be coarse and
unmannerly. Now John, or Jack, by the look of
thee, thou art more used to be called.”
“Yes, your worship, when I am with old Molly
and Betty Muxworthy.”
“Peace, thou forward varlet! There is a
deal too much of thee. We shall have to try short
commons with thee, and thou art a very long common.
Ha, ha! Where is that rogue Spank? Spank
must hear that by-and-by. It is beyond thy great
thick head, Jack.”
“Not so, my lord; I have been at school, and
had very bad jokes made upon me.”
“Ha, ha! It hath hit thee hard. And
faith, it would be hard to miss thee, even with harpoon.
And thou lookest like to blubber, now. Capital,
in faith! I have thee on every side, Jack, and
thy sides are manifold; many-folded at any rate.
Thou shalt have double expenses, Jack, for the wit
thou hast provoked in me.”
“Heavy goods lack heavy payment, is a proverb
down our way, my lord.”
“Ah, I hurt thee, I hurt thee, Jack. The
harpoon hath no tickle for thee. Now, Jack Whale,
having hauled thee hard, we will proceed to examine
thee.” Here all his manner was changed,
and he looked with his heavy brows bent upon me, as
if he had never laughed in his life, and would allow
none else to do so.
