Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 1, Complete eBook

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earth, her gallant partner caught her in his arms, and, like an infant, bore her to the open air, one loud and general cheer burst from their unclosed lips; a few moments restored the pretty lass to perfect health.  Her first words were, “Leave me, sir, and save yourself.”  It was too late; borne on the shoulders of the admiring mob, who, despite his suit of sables (now rendered innoxious by the varying colour of the crimson kerchief the young bride bound round his neck), he was soon seated in the chair of honour, and there, surrounded by his friends, finished the night the “lion of the dance.”  And thus it was that his “Reverence’s heels took steps to preserve his head.”—­FUSBOS

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TRANSACTIONS AND YEARLY REPORT.  OF THE HOOKHAM-CUM-SNIVEY LITERARY, SCIENTIFIC, AND MECHANICS’ INSTITUTION.

(Continued from our last.)

An important and advantageous arrangement in the transactions of the society, since its foundation, has been the institution of the classes “for the acquisition of a general smattering of everything,” more especially as concerning the younger branches of society.  It is, however, much to be regretted, that the public examination of the juvenile members, upon the subjects they had listened to during the past course, did not turn out so well as the committee could have wished.  The various professors had taken incredible pains to teach the infant philosophers correct answers to the separate questions that would be asked them, in order that they might reply with becoming readiness.  Unfortunately the examiner began at the wrong end of the class, and threw them all out, except the middle one.  We sub-join a few of the questions:—­

State the distance, in miles, from the Hanwell Lunatic Asylum to the Tuesday in Easter week, and show how long a man would be going from one to the other, if he travelled at the rate of four gallons a minute.

Required to know the advantages of giving tracts to poor people who cannot read, and how many are equivalent to a sliding-scale penny buster, in the way of nourishment.

“Was Lord John Russell in his Windsor uniform, ever mistaken for a two-penny postman; if so, what great man imagined the affinity?

[Illustration:  Best Pigtail]

The School of Design and Drawing has made very creditable progress, and the subscribers will be gratified in learning, that one of the pupils sent in a design for the Nelson Testamonial, which would in all probability have been accepted, had not the decision been made in the usual preconcerted underhand manner.  Following the columnar idea of Mr. Railton, our talented pupil had put forth a peculiarly appropriate idea:  the shaft would have been formed by a sea-telescope of gigantic proportions, pulled out to its utmost extent.  On the summit of this Nelson would have been seated, as on the maintop, smoking his pipe, from which real

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