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The Glugs of Gosh eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 44 pages of information about The Glugs of Gosh.

By the carrier’s horse with the long, sad face
  And the wisdom of years in his mournful eye;
Bow to him thrice with a courtier’s grace,
  Proffer your query, and pause for reply. 
Eagerly ask for a hint of the Glug,
  Pause for reply with your hat in your hand;
If he responds with a snort and a shrug
  Strive to interpret and understand.

Rare will a carrier’s horse condescend. 
Yet there’s another way.  On to the end!

Catch the four-thirty; your ticket in hand,
  Punched by the porter who broods in his box;
Journey afar to the sad, soggy land,
  Wearing your shot-silk lavender socks. 
Wait at the creek by the moss-grown log
  Till the blood of a slain day reddens the West. 
Hark for the croak of a gentleman frog,
  Of a corpulent frog with a white satin vest.

Go as he guides you, over the marsh,
  Treading with care on the slithery stones,
Heedless of night winds moaning and harsh
  That seize you and freeze you and search for your bones. 
On to the edge of a still, dark pool,
  Banishing thoughts of your warm wool rug;
Gaze in the depths of it, placid and cool,
  And long in your heart for one glimpse of a Glug.

“Krock!” Was he mocking you?  “Krock!  Kor-r-rock!”
Well, you bought a return, and it’s past ten o’clock.

Choose you a night when the intimate stars
  Carelessly prattle of cosmic affairs. 
Flat on your back, with your nose pointing Mars,
  Search for the star who fled South from the Bears. 
Gaze for an hour at that little blue star,
  Giving him, cheerfully, wink for his wink;
Shrink to the size of the being you are;
  Sneeze if you have to, but softly; then think.

Throw wide the portals and let your thoughts run
  Over the earth like a galloping herd. 
Bounds to profundity let there be none,
  Let there be nothing too madly absurd. 
Ponder on pebbles or stock exchange shares,
  On the mission of man or the life of a bug,
On planets or billiards, policemen or bears,
  Alert all the time for the sight of a Glug.

Meditate deeply on softgoods or sex,
  On carraway seeds or the causes of bills,
Biology, art, or mysterious wrecks,
  Or the tattered white fleeces of clouds on blue hills. 
Muse upon ologies, freckles and fog,
  Why hermits live lonely and grapes in a bunch,
On the ways of a child or the mind of a dog,
  Or the oyster you bolted last Friday at lunch.

Heard you no sound like a shuddering sigh! 
Or the great shout of laughter that swept down the sky? 
Saw you no sign on the wide Milky Way? 
Then there’s naught left to you now but to pray.

Sit you at eve when the Shepherd in Blue
  Calls from the West to his clustering sheep. 
Then pray for the moods that old mariners woo,
  For the thoughts of young mothers who watch their babes sleep. 
Pray for the heart of an innocent child,
  For the tolerant scorn of a weary old man,
For the petulant grief of a prophet reviled,
  For the wisdom you lost when your whiskers began.

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