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I know of no savage custom or habit of thought which has not its mate in civilized countries.  For every mischievous or absurd practice of the natural man I can name you one of ours that is essentially the same.  And nearly every custom of our barbarian ancestors in historic times persists in some form today.  We make ourselves look formidable in battle—­for that matter, we fight.  Our women paint their faces.  We feel it obligatory to dress more or less alike, inventing the most ingenious reasons for doing so and actually despising and persecuting those who do not care to conform.  Almost within the memory of living persons bearded men were stoned in the streets; and a clergyman in New York who wore his beard as Christ wore his, was put into jail and variously persecuted till he died.

Civilization does not, I think, make the race any better.  It makes men know more:  and if knowledge makes them happy it is useful and desirable.  The one purpose of every sane human being is to be happy.  No one can have any other motive than that.  There is no such thing as unselfishness.  We perform the most “generous” and “self-sacrificing” acts because we should be unhappy if we did not.  We move on lines of least reluctance.  Whatever tends to increase the beggarly sum of human happiness is worth having; nothing else has any value.

The cant of civilization fatigues.  Civilization, is a fine and beautiful structure.  It is as picturesque as a Gothic cathedral, but it is built upon the bones and cemented with the blood of those whose part in all its pomp is that and nothing more.  It cannot be reared in the ungenerous tropics, for there the people will not contribute their blood and bones.  The proposition that the average American workingman or European peasant is “better off” than the South Sea islander, lolling under a palm and drunk with over-eating, will not bear a moment’s examination.  It is we scholars and gentlemen that are better off.

It is admitted that the South Sea islander in a state of nature is overmuch addicted to the practice of eating human flesh; but concerning that I submit:  first, that he likes it; second, that those who supply it are mostly dead.  It is upon his enemies that he feeds, and these he would kill anyhow, as we do ours.  In civilized, enlightened and Christian countries, where cannibalism has not yet established itself, wars are as frequent and destructive as among the maneaters.  The untitled savage knows at least why he goes killing, whereas our private soldier is commonly in black ignorance of the apparent cause of quarrel—­of the actual cause, always.  Their shares in the fruits of victory are about equal, for the chief takes all the dead, the general all the glory.


Transplanted institutions grow slowly; civilization can not be put into a ship and carried across an ocean.  The history of this country is a sequence of illustrations of these truths.  It was settled by civilized men and women from civilized countries, yet after two and a half centuries, with unbroken communication with the mother systems, it is still imperfectly civilized.  In learning and letters, in art and the science of government, America is but a faint and stammering echo of Europe.

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